fanfiction :: ashton irwin

40 - fart on you

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Ashton: hi my beautiful

Ashton: you may be asleep, but I'm thinking about you

Ashton: I wish I was with you

Ashton: ok lol I'll stop :)

Ashton: last one, text me when you wake up pleaseeee :)

Me: hey Ashton

Ashton: :)

Me: :)

Ashton: did my texts make you smile?

Me: a little lol :)

Ashton: you make me smile

Ashton: God I feel so giddy

Ashton: I'm sorry, I need to shut up. Tell me to shut up baby

Me: nah I like you like this

Ashton: okie dokie

Me: what have you done today?

Ashton: I worked on my thing, now I'm just waiting on our show tonight. Then I'll come back and work on my thing some more

Me: that thing seems time consuming hahaha

Ashton: it is :( but that's ok. What are you doing?

Me: I'm over at Henry's

Ashton: oh god, don't let him know we're texting. He hates me now

Me: as he should

Ashton: I know

Me: but I won't tell him, don't worry

Ashton: Maddie

Me: what

Ashton: I just like saying your name :(

Me: I like saying your name too

Ashton: when do you say my name baby

Me: did this just turn sexual

Ashton: maybe lol

Me: hmm well I say your name a lot

Ashton: like when youuu

Me: like when something goes wrong, I whisper your name angrily bc every thing that goes wrong is bc of you

Ashton: ok that hurt

Me: I'm kidding, sort of. Quit being such a pansy, I like a strong boy

Ashton: oh I can be strong baby

Me: I don't think you can baby

Ashton: you've never called me that before, I like it

Me: what else do you like baby?

Ashton: when you flirt with me lol

Me: who says I'm flirting?

Ashton: I can tell when you're putting on that Maddie charm hahaha

Me: ur such an old geezer

Ashton: ONLY AN OLD PERSON WOULD CALL SOMEONE A GEEZER HAHAHA

Me: then I guess we're both old farts :P

Ashton: do you fart

Me: what!?! Hahaha

Ashton: I've never heard you fart, I was just wondering if you do

Me: of course I do

Ashton: will you fart next time I'm with you?

Me: ASHTON YOU ARE SO WEIRD OH MY GODDDDD

Ashton: I wanna be one of those couples you know? I wanna be that comfortable around you lol

Me: why am I laughing, you are such a dork

Ashton: did you know that a dork is a whale's wee wee

Me: ............

Ashton: :)

Me: I imagined you saying that and it made it even more funny

Ashton: I'm gonna fart on you next time we're together

Me: NO lol

Ashton: YES I AMMMM

Me: I don't want you to :(

Ashton: why? :(

Me: because that's gross Ashton, are you serious right now hahaha

Ashton: Dixie chick serious

Me: I CANT WITH YOU JESUS I JUST YOURE SO WEIRD ASHTONNNNN HAHAHAHAHAHA

Ashton: YOURE WEIRD TOO ITS FUN BEING WEIRD :D

Me: yeah it is haha, sure you can fart on me

Ashton: oh my god yessss, it'll be amazing don't worry

Me: stop talking about it like that ahahah, it's gonna smell and be nasty

Ashton: lol my farts do smell pretty bad. Ok we can change the subject now hahaha

Me: are you reading anything?

Ashton: my girl hasn't given me anything to read in a while

Me: I'll send you a link to a good one :)

Ashton: thank you! What's it about?

Me: you fall in love with your best friend in it

Ashton: Maddie will you be my best friend?

Me: lol stop, don't you have a concert or something you should be getting ready for?

Ashton: :(

Ashton: but yeah you're right, I'll text you later tonight :)

Me: kk

Ashton: I really like you Maddie

Me: I really like you Ashton

Ashton: xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Me: awwww x

Ashton: just one kiss? ;)

Me: for now lol

Ashton: I can live with that, be good for daddy

Me: ha

Ashton: lol you'll never take me seriously as daddy :(

Me: maybe one day

Ashton: maybe

Ashton: ;)

*awww there's the ashie we love AND DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO MAKE MANIPS, PM IF YOU DO PLSSS...and I'm so sorry for not being as active as I used to be...I met a sweet boy hehehe FIFTY POINTS FOR WEBBY HELLLL YEAHHHH*