CHRISTMAS CRACK

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Byakuya: the hell? The hell? The hell is in the air?
The hell? the hell? There's white crap everywhere-
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Yandere!Byakuya: I just want you for my own...

Y/n: Please leave me the ᶠᴿᴵᶜᴷ alone~
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Y/n *waking Byakuya up on Christmas*: you better watch out, y o u b e t t e r w a t c h o u t, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, Y O U B E T T E R W A T C H O U T-
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Y/n: Merry Christler

Byakuya: It's pronounced Christmas, idiot

Y/n: All around me are familiar faces-
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Y/n: Some people may think that dressing in all green makes you look like the Onceler, not me though. I think you look like a sexy Lamborghini
vRoOm vRoOm-
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Byakuya: My mouth is cold...

Y/n: Do you want me to warm it?

Byakuya *while blushing*: S-sure.

Y/n: *gives him hot chocolate* :D

Byakuya: ...
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Y/n: ITS SNOWING!!!!

Byakuya: Why are you excited?

Y/n: BECAUSE WE CAN PLAY IN THE SNOW!

Byakuya *quietly*: and we can cuddle after...
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Y/n: I'm going out to play in the snow!

Byakuya: wAIT! YOU NEED TWO MORE JACKETS, THREE SCARVES, AND FIVE HATS!"

Y/n: I'll be fine-

Byakuya: WE CANT HAVE YOU GETTING SICK! YOU ARE VERY IMPORTANT TO THE TOGAMI CORPORATION ᴬᴺᴰ ᴹᴱ-
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Y/n: is leaving the mansion

Byakuya: I love you!

Y/n: I love you too!

Byakuya: I love you!

Y/n: I love you too!

Byakuya: I LOVE YOU-
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Y/n: Is there anything you would like to say to our classmates?

Syo: My favorite color is blood
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Y/n: *gives Byakuya a nice gift*

Byakuya: Awww! You shouldn't have.

Y/n: I shouldn't have..?

Y/n: GOD WHY CAN'T I DO ANYTHING RIGHT-
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Y/n and Byakuya: *under a mistletoe and realize it at the same time*

Byakuya: *hesitantly gives Y/n a kiss on the cheek*

Y/n: You missed. *kisses Byakuya*

Byakuya: •//-//•
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Y/n: I actually wrote a song for you on the ukulele, it's about the killing game :D

Y/n: *strums a few chords on the ukulele*

Y/n: AAAAAAAAAAH-

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A (hopefully) HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A (hopefully) HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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