Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

Stiff Upper Ed

[Rolf and Jonny are looking at something. Eddy, dressed as Nazz, runs up.]

Eddy (as Nazz): "That's so totally radicule!"

[Nazz leaves, and Eddy reappears as Kevin.]

Eddy (as Kevin): "Looks like a hoot, and only a quarter to boot."

[Eddy leaves, and pops up between Jonny and Rolf as Sarah.]

Eddy (as Sarah): "I wanna try I wanna try! How about you, Jimmy?" [Eddy bends over. He has painted Jimmy's face on the seat of his pants.] "I'm so cheeky. I'd pay a quarter."

[Jonny and Rolf look at the fake Jimmy, confused. Eddy disappears and reappears in front of them as himself.]

Eddy: "Better move fast, because no one -- and I mean no one -- can resist popping Triple-E Bubble Wrap! Ain't that so, Double D?"

Edd: "Our high-in-quality recycled bubble wrap can provide infinite moments of amusement! Shall I demonstrate?"

[Edd grabs a bubble and strains to pop it. He gets it almost to the bursting point before he gives up.]

Edd: "Well, for goodness sakes!"

[Ed chomps down on a stack of bubble wrap he's crammed into his mouth. Edd, startled, leaps on one of the stacks of bubble wrap, popping it. The stack rebounds him onto another, which in turn shoots him onto the third. When he lands on something other than bubble wrap, all of the wrap has been popped.]

Nat: "Oh no."

Eddy: "So who's first? Rolf?"

Rolf: "Rolf? Okay, Ed boy." [He takes off his shoe and pours two coins out.] "Let Rolf have a go."

Jonny: "Plank wants to try too, Eddy!"

[Jonny and Rolf hold out money.]

Eddy: "Ed! Bubble wrap! Chop-chop!"

Ed: [grabbing Eddy] "A moment of your time, mon-sewer."

Eddy: [annoyed] "What's your problem?"

Ed: "Sssh." [He moves to whisper in Eddy's ear.] "NO MORE BUBBLE WRAP, EDDY! DOUBLE D POPPED ALL OF IT!"

Edd: [sitting up] "Oh, sure! Evil Double D popped all of your silly bubble wrap with his rancorous rump!"

Nat: "It was unintentional!"

Eddy: [to his customers] "Hehe, a bit of a restocking problem, folks. Uhm, I'll just check with our supplier!" [He grabs Ed and carries him to the side of the house.]

Ed: "But I can't dance, Eddy!"

Eddy: "Get the rest of that bubble wrap out of your shed, Lumpy! Quick!" [He heaves Ed over the fence.]

Ed: "Ow."

Sarah: "Ed, get out! Scram!"

Ed: [while being pounded] "Aah! Eee! I just! Wait, guys! "

[Ed comes flying out, landing on Eddy's face.]

Ed: "Sarah's got the backyard, Eddy."

Eddy: [throwing Ed off] "Who the heck does she think she is?"

Edd: [cautioning Eddy] "Before you proceed to open the proverbial Pandora's box, Ed's ejection should have been a clear indication as to our fate."

Eddy: "Look out. I'll get the stupid bubble wrap."

[Eddy worms his way over the fence and into the backyard. Shortly thereafter, the sounds of a beat-down are heard before Eddy is thrown out the same way as Ed.]