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❥ The writer of this work may or may not suffer from a speech disorder, which could mean she may tend to unhealthily address many innocent virgins with the potentially offensive term 'hoe'
    Will I apologise? NO, GET OVER IT HOES

❥ This work may or may not contain scenes of explicit sexual activity and/or violence
    Will I change it? NO, YOU CAME FOR IT HOES

❥ The protagonist may or may not have an irritating habit of running away from her love interest
    Do I care if you express your impatience? NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT HOES

❥ The writer of this work may or may not suffer from prolonged periods of unexplained absense
    Does it matter? NO, THIS IS COMPLETED HOES

❥ Finally, the writer will hunt you down if you plagiarise her original work
    So if you do, should you watch your back? OF COURSE, YOU UNORIGINAL BORING-ASS HOE

Any other queries, please do not ask.

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