BotW Champions Group Chat

Friends and Enemies

(Link, Urbosa, Zelda, Mipha, Revali, Daruk, & Sooga Joined the chat)

ZELDA: What a wonderful christmas! 

LINK: except the part where you sealed Calamity Ganon while he was trying to redeem himself

SOOGA: No worries. The Yiga magicians revived him

(Ganon joined the chat)

GANON: Bonjour

DARUK: wtf is going on

MIPHA: Didn't this guy murder us in the canon game-

URBOSA: Speaking of canon, there is a game called Age of Calamity where we survive and a game called Breath of the Wild where we are slaughtered. Guess which one is canon to the franchise?

LINK: Breath of the wild

URBOSA: Yup. Those nintendo weirdos are responsible for our slaughter in the canon universe

REVALI: How bout I beat em up

ZELDA: nah we gotta keep the christmas spirit

DARUK: I have ended my plans for communism and joined the christmas spirit! You should join us ravioli

REVALI: Fine. From now on I vow to be a kind person! If not, Ganon has permission to summon Windblight Ganon to murder me

GANON: Deal

SOOGA: Let's all take the vow of friendship

URBOSA: wtf is that

MIPHA: sounds creepy

(Runk & Sidon joined the chat)

SIDON: I'm gonna scroll up

RUNK: Vow of friendship! Awesome!

GANON: Explain it to them Sooga

SOOGA: It is an old Yiga Clan tradition Kohga invented... You take the vow, and then you must be friends forever

DARUK: neat-o

SOOGA: Do you swear that we will all be friends forever?

GANON: Yes

URBOSA: Sureee

DARUK: In the name of Stalin, Yes goro

REVALI: I swear it in the name of the Ravioli overlord

LINK: *Says Hyah which is yes in Hero language*

MIPHA: If Link says yes than I do too

SIDON: Alright

ZELDA: Yes in the name of Hylia herself

RUNK: Yessir

SOOGA: then it is done

LINK: Now what

SOOGA: now we have an early New Years celebration.