Bakugo: Fuck you
Kirishima: I mean...okay
Bakugo: Umm, that's gay
Kirishima: So am I so it's cool
M*neta: Hey hot stuff
Tsu: You look like a toe
M*neta: I was talking to myself
Mina: *gets punched*
Jiro, to puncher: Ya done goofed
Mina: *beats their ass*
Nobody:
Denki, Sero, and Kirishima at 3am: 🎤sawarsenai🥰kimi😺wa⛓shoujo👻na💅no?✨böKù🌸Wâ🧚♀️ýARiçHiñ🤴BįCChī😾ńO😩oSû🚣♂️Dà🎉YO💦
(Sleepover, midnight)
Deku: *whispering because everyone is asleep* I need a hug
Todoroki: *wakes up*
Todoroki: *hugs Deku*
Deku: AHHH DEMON
Iida: What the frick frack diddly dack cheese stick McNuggie pretzel face is that?
Shinso, holding a cat: Just say fuck
Iida: NOOOOOOO
Bakugo: I'm bored.
Denki: What?
Bakugo: I SAID I'M BORED YOU FUCKING DONUT!
Deku, Uruaka, Tsu: Dino nuggies! Dino nuggies! Dino nuggies!
Iida and Todoroki: Poor bitches don't get dino nuggies.
Momo: I study because grades are important
Mina, across the room: EDUCATION IS FOR THE WEAK!
Aoyama: Glitter makes everything better
Uruaka: Like?
Koda: Pet collar? Glitter!
Nejire: Drab clothes? Glitter!
Deku: Depression? Glitter!
Todoroki: Trauma? Glitter!
Bakugo: Inferiority complex? Glitter!
Kirishima: Um, y'all okay?
Some karen: Ewww *yucky f slur we don't like here*
Bakugo: I AM A HOMOSEXUAL FLAMING RAINBOW OF SEXY LOVE AND SPARKLES
Karen:...
Bakugo: Bitch.
My brother asked me this today-
Eri: Why are human puppies naked? Why don't they come with clothes?
Mirio:
Mirio: Babies. They're called babies.
Azaiwa: Okay, feel your pulse on your wrist like so-
Deku: I can't feel it. AM I DEAD!?
Azaiwa: Don't worry you've always malfunctioned
Deku: Cool, thanks!
Deku: Wait...
Jiro, listening to radio: That's my jam!
Denki: *looks up, spoon in mouth and jam on face*
Denki: LABEL IT NEXT TIME, JEEZ
Kirishima: So do we kiss now, or...?
Deku: *cuddles Todoroki*
Deku: *sits on Iidas lap*
Deku: *hugs Uruaka randomly*
Deku: *kissed Tsu's cheek*
Bakugo: ARE ANY OF YOU DATING?!
Todoroki, while entire Dekusquad is cuddling somehow with him: We're just homiesexual
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Vanilla (Shinsou x Reader/OC)
FanfictionWhat happens when cheerful and shy Y/N Takami meets quiet and tired Hitoshi Shinsou? Read this story of cuddles, theater, and quirks to find out! • • • •All cannon characters are Kohei Horikoshi's •Possible updates in the future •NOT 100% AN X READE...
