New life as a simbiote..... OH DEAR LORD [DISCONTINUED FOR REAL THIS TIME]

The Internet Strikes Again

Yo - normal talking
"LOL" - ouțloud talking
AAAAAA - tougths
Consume - angry / pleased
KILL -???? SPEAKING
| sup | - electronics

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2 days later

So today... Yeah not much happening
I was praticing how to figth with a sword and well to figth at all (it seems that my previous memories were blocked by something... How peculiar but onestly also expected....bits and pieces are clear but most often than not my military training was just fucking blured or unseable.... Wich is bullshit but ok...)

[ hand to hand combat lv 3/10 ]
[ swordmanship lv 6/10 ]
[ dual weilding lv 3/10 ]
[ Animal brawl lv max ]

I was aiming to Max these out by next week but i vastly underestimated how fucking active villains actualy were în this verse.... I cant tell if this is some big scheme of something big is being planed as i speak...

Also good news! Stole another phone to look up the news. Dont worry i might return it... Maybe?

| BREAKING NEWS!: brutal slaughter of several small time villians! The police force suspects the bloody meteor as the prime asailant after finding the corpses conditions... And the very ofensive "@#$& yall blue glorofied wallmart guards" |

Heh. It was me. I admit i had fun. At first it was disturbing to me how much joy my klyntar biology took from killing especialy when some of these where just scumbags instead of actual criminals.... Am i going numb allready? Its only been a few days... By god i need a fucking therapist. Jeez.

The coments however reminded me that scumbags and murderers stick toghether wich is.... Not exactly a good thing but intentions do matter right?

|Electrofish24 : to be fair they did deserve it....even if they never actualy killed people they clearly would have without a second tought.. |
|Motherfuckingbobroos : another Bich failed the vibe check ;) |
| JustaSadist replied to Motherfuckingbobroos : que "another one bites the dust mhmhm" |
| Allmigthtakessteroids : LOL bastards got trolled |
| proroaster : "fuck yall glorofied blue wallmart guards" big oof there |
| Dimensionalpopo replies to proroaster : not even senzu beans can cure that deep toast |

I love my fanbase :D
but on a serious note. exposing myself to the Internet of all things has its cons such as clues for my potential location and just overall an analysis of my own phiscology and mentality.... They could also figure some of my abilties if im not carefull....

However good news. The... Slaughter i have just commited did reward me with plenty of growth as while not all villains have quirks i neccesarily wanted the stats boosts where quite nice.

NOW! I was saving these gacha rolls for later but my impulsiveness allready made me press the button... I guess 2 days count as later?

[ Spining.....]

Please oh migthy lord of evil Satan, god of death Anubis,... ???? Or what the fuck your names hell îl even take the help of hades! .... Come on! Trow me a bone please!

[ Item gained! : Enderman dna sample ]

Enderman dna?
I guess teleporting around is quite fun... Wait...Minecraft?

For a second there i zoned out lost in the memories of older times.... I miss SkyDoesMinecraft...

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