Colour coded capitalists

in conclusion hell

Wednesday, 19:30
assphyxiation

Professor Plum: so i may be

Mrs Peacock: May be what?

Professor Plum: in hospital

Mr Boddy: WAT WHY

Professor Plum: this bloke was forcing this girl to do drugs and i thought id try and make up for my mistakes and i punched him and he pulled a knife

Mrs Peacock: Why didn't you just called the police?!?

Professor Plum: i wanted to save her myself to stone which is stupid i know but the human psyche is strange and i lost myself in my impulsivity

Ms Scarlet: I'd say he's lying but it was actually one of my girls
Ms Scarlet: and they confirmed his description so

Mr Boddy: Are You Okay?

Professor Plum: im fine just a few broken ribs and he sliced my arm

Mr Boddy: BROKEN RIBNS???

Professor Plum: yeah but I'm fine

Mr Boddy: YOU DONT SOUND IT

Wadsworth: Mr Boddy $ound$ like a $iren rn
Wadsworth: I'm not joking he'$ going weewoo

Yvette: y is monsieur corps making the noise of siren

Ms Scarlet: monsieur corps

Yvette: la ferme [ shut your mouth according to translate]

Ms Scarlet: Make me

Wadsworth: 👀👀👀👀
Wadsworth: yvette scroll up

Yvette: non

Mr Green: powr moove

Wadsworth: From a power bottom

Yvette: Je ne suis pas un fond de puissance que vous table en foiré [I am not a power bottom you table fucker]

Mr Green: wat did u call wadsy

Ms Scarlet: That's for the french speakers to know and you to find out

Mr Green: my falt for taking latin I suppose

Mrs Peacock: Have...have we all breezed past Plum in hospital?

Ms Scarlet: eh I'm sure Mr boddy has got it covered if you know what I mean

Mrs Peacock: I don't and I don't think I want to know.

Mr Green: Peacoks punctution hurts me

Ms Scarlet: Just because you can't spell doesn't mean she has to stop

Mr Green: did that sentence even make sense

Ms Scarlet: Eat an arse

Mr Green: Whoms

Ms Scarlet: oh seems I forgot about your arse eating kink

Mr Green: suddenly i am unable to read i dont know who I'm talking to or where i am

Ms Scarlet: Hell

Mrs Peacock: Hell.

Mrs White: hell

Wadsworth: Hell

Colonel Mustard: hell

Yvette: hell

Professor Plum: hell

Mr Boddy: Hell

Ms Scarlet: In conclusion hell

Mr Green: its hell indeed