Kiribaku

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Class 1A

KIRI
oof so I just ran into some people at my old school that told me I couldn't be a hero

Kacchan
Names.

KIRI
What?

Kacchan
I just. Need their names. So that. I can talk. To. Them.

Izuwu
Hypocrite

Kacchan
Fuck off Deku

(You)
No no
I want to hear why Kacchan is a hypocrite
Midoriya care to tell me

Izuwu
WELL FUNNY STORY

Kacchan
FUCK OFF DEKU
SHITTY HAIR GIMME THEIR NAMES
AND ADDRESSES

KIRI
tf I don't have their addresses
I'm not a stalker

Sero
Will you guys stop being a fucking gay couple for like 2 seconds??

Kacchan
WHAT I'M NOT GAY
I'M STRAIGHT

Todoroki
Bakugo you and Kirishima saying you're straight is like me saying I like my Dad
THEY'RE BOTH LIES NO ONE WOULD BELIEVE

MINA
Anyway it's like 5am rn and Bakuhoe's not even complaining BECAUSE ITS KIRI

(You)
OOH WHAT WOULD THEIR SHIP NAME BE??

Ribbit
Bakushima?

Ojiro 2.0
Kirigo?

(You)
Bakukiri?

Todoroki
Kiribaku?

Sero
NO NO NO NO NO
BUT LEGIT
ONE TIME I WAS LIKE TO KAMI "hey do you no what Bakugos favourite meal is?"
AND HE ANSWERED "Kirishima."

(You)
JRKSIFDENKIII

Kacchan
I DON'T FEEL LOVE
THE ONLY EMOTION I FEEL IS A N G E R

(You)
Hold your horses there Kacchan no one said anything about love

MINA
I vote we go with Bakushima

Todoroki
Meh I like Kiribaku more

Ojiro
That's only because you came up with it

Todoroki
Shut it Taily

KIRI
Bakubro last night you texted me, Mina, Kami, Jiro and (L/N) hearts.

Kacchan
Out of anger.

(You)
How does that even work-

Kacchan
YOU KNOW WHAT SHITTY HAIR
I HATE YOU FOR EXPOSING ME TO THE CLASS
IMA BEAT YOUR ASS

Denki💕
✨sexual tension✨ is in the air

(You)
Denki ily but not now
Not now

Denki💕
:'(

KIRI
BET
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY

Kacchan
OKAY
SATURDAY MORNING
USUAL PLACE
2PM

KIRI
YOU'RE ON
LOSER PAYS FOR DINNER AND THE MOVIE

Denki💕
OH MY GOSH CAN YOU TWO JUST ASK EACH OTHER OUT LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE-

(You)
What part of UA is 'normal'

Boss Man
You know something's up when someone that doesn't even go here says that.

Denki💕
No no. He has a point.

(You)
Ima break in at night
I'll be like Kim Possible

Ojiro 2.0
Who?

(You)
OH YE OF NO CULTURE

Denki💕
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW KIM POSSIBLE??

Ojiro 2.0
Because she was probably a thing over a hundred years ago like most of the memes you quote are from

(You)
Ah shes got u pinned

Denki💕
Duck
Duck*
DUCK**
DUCKK***
DUCKKKKK****

(You)
Ya no, I think he rly wants to say duck

Denki💕
DUCKKK
DUCK
duck
dUcK
DUCKKKKKKKKK
female dog
FEMALE DOG
Duck
DICKKK
WIAT NO

(You)
Damn Denki want some dick already?

Izuwu
whatdoyoumeanalreadytodocomepickmeupimscared

Todoroki
Get in loser we're going shopping

(You)
OH MY GOD TODOROKI QUOTING MEAN GIRLS IS ALL I NEED IN LIFE

Denki💕
DUCKKK
DUCKKITYDUCKDUCK
OKAY WHO THE DUCK CHANGED MY PHONE
STOP DUCKING CHANGING DUCK TO DUCK
SHIRTTTT
OH DUCK NO
WHOEVER IT WAS CHANGE IT BACK RIGHT NOW YOU FEMALE DOG

(You)
*slowly screenshots and sets as wallpaper*
hehehehehehehe

Denki💕
Go duck yourself (Y/N)

(You)
Oh should I duck myself?
Quack
Quackity quack quack

Denki💕
STOP
THIS IS CYBERBULLYING
CYBERBULLYING I SAY
WAS IT YOU??
DID YOU CHANGE MY PHONE??

Ojiro 2.0
HSKDISIF KAMINARI YOU ARE AT A NEW LEVEL OF STUPID RN-

Denki💕
WHY? HUH?
IT WAS YOU WASN'T IT

KIRI
Bro you changed it yourself then gave it to Bakubro because he wanted to text me but his phone was dead

(You)
Eye-

Denki💕
Oh.
Yes I do remember that.

(You)
Idiot

Denki💕
Duck off

5 hours later

Denki💕
GUYS HELP HOW THE DUCK DO YOU CHANGE IT BACK-

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