Hongjoong, unable to sleep: Hwa, what time is it?
Seonghwa, inevitably awake: I don't know, hand me that recorder
*Seonghwa plays the recorder*
Heyoon: Who the FUCK IS PLAYING THE RECORDER AT 3 AM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Seonghwa: It's 3 am
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Heyoon: *loses Wooyoung in the crowd*
Heyoon: Finally
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Heyoon: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?
Yeosang: I keep a list. It's alphabetized.
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[At San's funeral]
Heyoon: Look, can I have a moment alone with him?
Heyoon (to San): Alright, listen fucker. I know you're not actually dead.
San: *opens his eyes* yEAH NO SHIT
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Jongho: are you in love with San?
Heyoon: *sweats* ...no
Jongho: then why do you draw 'S+H' in hearts everywhere??
Heyoon: it stands for sweetness and happiness
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Heyoon: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together
San, swallowing the key: truly unfortunate
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Heyoon: [accidentally bumps into door]
San: are you okay?
Heyoon: i'm fine
San: [to the door] you stand in Heyoon's way one more time and i'll make sure to take you down
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Seonghwa: can you recommend me a book that made you cry?
Heyoon: general mathematics 6th edition
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Heyoon, under her breath: future husband say what
San: what?
Heyoon: [screeches internally]
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Hongjoong: i'm small but knowing
Heyoon: you don't know what the top shelf looks like
Hongjoong:
Heyoon:
Hongjoong: bitch
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Wooyoung: DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off of it's hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance
Yeosang: I'm really beginning to see why you're still single
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San: I'm off to that meeting
Heyoon: Forgetting something?
San: Ah yes! *kisses Heyoon gently on the forehead*
Heyoon: I meant your wallet *mumbles* but thank you
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Heyoon: Hwa, I hate my last name
Seonghwa: Why? Cause it isn't my last name?
Heyoon: Cause it isn't Choi
San: I-
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Heyoon: why does Wooyoung have a knife?
Yunho, reading: he felt unsafe
Heyoon: what the fuck now I feel unsafe
Yunho: oh sorry
Yunho: would you like one?
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Heyoon: Seonghwa what do we do?!
Seonghwa: I DON'T KNOW
Heyoon: you're the oldest?!
Seonghwa: NOT MENTALLY
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Hongjoong: Yoonie, you need to react when people cry
Heyoon: I did, I rolled my eyes
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Jongho: can you teach me how to hoe?
Heyoon: rude
Heyoon, sipping wine:
Heyoon: but yes
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