Link & Champions Group Chat

New Years... with Asinine

(Revali is back online)

Revali: HELLO YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE

Revali: HAPPY NEW YEARS FROM YOURS TRULY, THE ONE AND ONLY, LORD REVALI

(Urbosa is back online)

Revali: HELLO BEAUTIFUL!!!

Urbosa: ....

Revali: Aren't you gonna say hi?

Urbosa: Did you get drunk again? -_-

Revali: Drunk? Who's drunk?

Urbosa: I made my point. Well, I don't want to be stuck with you here anyw-

Revali: WAIT!!

Urbosa: .... what.

Revali: I... I...

Urbosa: Spill it out Rev, I don't have all day here.

Revali: I LOVE YOUUU

Urbosa: ....

Revali: :D

Urbosa: Um....

Revali: 🥰

Urbosa: I can't tell if you're sincere or actually drunk..

Revali: But that counts as cheating on my bed... aww shucks, that's tough...

Urbosa: Yeah... your past your limit.... :(

(Urbosa has gone offline)

Revali: Was it something I said?

Revali: .... AWW HURRY UP EVERYONE. I WANT SOME FRIED CHICKEN AND HYLIAN

(Link is back online)

Link: .....

Revali: LINK MY FAVORITE HYLIAN! CAN I HAVE YOU FOR DINNER???

Link: ....

Revali: Oh I forgot... please?

Link: Who the hell are you?

Revali: I'm Revali :(

Link: Revali who?

Revali: Revali Let Me Be Your Senpai Jr.

Link: ....

Revali: I'M HUNGRY.

Link: Eat yourself.

Revali: I.... you know, that's a good idea!

Link: Whoa whoa... are you okay Rev?

Revali: Yeah???

Link: What did you drink again...?

Revali: Aww nothing! That monster shop owner so-

Link: Drug dealer.

Revali: Yes!! Good stuff I'm telling you! His drinks are just exquisite!

Link: I told you a million times... he's not someone to buy from... plus.. it's illegal. If the king finds out...

Revali: I can share my stash with him!!!

Link: ....

Revali: Speaking of the King, isn't he just adorable?? I want to marry him!!

Link: You're scaring me.

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