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Dekusquad Tings

(You)
guys help i fell off my roof

Ochacutie
how did u-
what-

Boss Man
I would like some details please, (L/N)!

(You)
i was on my roof

Izuwu
yeah?

(You)
and then i fell.

Todoroki
description 100

(You)
thank you thank you
but fr i think i broke my arm

Izuwu
mood
but that takes a healing quirk off ur list

(You)
eye-
r u seriously trying to figure out my quirk

Izuwu
well no but actually yes

(You)
h e l p
who lives near me

Ochacutie
uh-
I think Bakugo does...

Izuwu
yeah he does

(You)
gReAt
me and Kacchan r besties

Kacchan

(You)
Kacchannnnnn
I think I broke my armmmm

Kacchan
how tf r u typing then???

(You)
D E D I C A T I O N

Kacchan
and i care u broke your arm because???

(You)
because were besties duh

Kacchan
sure we are
s u r e  w e  a r e

(You)
thanks boo
so come on i need cpr
preferably mouth to mouth

Kacchan
yeah no

(You)
FINE THEN ILL JUST ASK IZUKU

Kacchan
who??

(You)
eye-
u did not just forget your CHILDHOOD FRIENDS first name

Kacchan
OF COURSE I DIDNT
but uh-
if i come will u promise not to tell anyone

(You)
JFSKIFF HEHEHEH
ya sure
BUT HuuUUuUrRrRyYyYyyY

Kacchan
jesus calm down i'm on my way

The Hot People

(You)
guys Kacchan rly cares abt me
he's coming to mend my broken arm

Denki💕
WHY DO U HAVE A BROKEN ARM?!?

(You)
life has many surprises
me falling off my roof this morning when i was trying to control electricity with my thoughts was one

Denki💕
U HAVE AN ELECTRIC QUIRK LIKE ME?!?

(You)
lol no

Hot Piece of Shit
Then why were you trying to control electricity with your puny mind?

(You)
MY MIND IS NOT PUNY
and cuz i'm a dumb bitch duh 😽

Hot Piece of Shit
That does indeed make sense

Denki💕
(Y/N) i'm coming to help you

Kacchan
oi fuck off im helping her

(You)
KACCHAN!
you escaped from Monoma's basement!!

Kacchan
hell yeah
i exploded that sucker like there's no tomorrow bitch

Hot Piece of Shit
excuse you
I let you go
Kendo was getting suspicious

(You)
oh?
why would she need to go to your basement?
unless it was for....

Denki💕
POK-É-MON

MINA
GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL
IT'S YOU AND ME

(You)
I KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY

Denki💕
POKÉMON

MINA
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND

(You)
IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEND

Denki💕
POKÉMON
GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL

Kacchan
I'M A POKÉMON BITCHES

(You)
KACCHAN YOU RUINED THE CHAIN
HOW DARE YOU

Kacchan
SHUT UP
IM TRYNA CATCH A PIKACHU

Hot Piece of Shit
Hold up I thought you were a Pokémon

Denki💕
OH NO

(You)
DENKI RUN

Kacchan
COME BACK HERE PIKA PIKA

Todoroki
...am i a fire type or an ice type

(You)
You're a pokéball Todo
I thought that was obvious

Kacchan
...pokéball you say?

(You)
kacchan nO

Kacchan
kacchan yES

Denki💕
did u just refer to yourself as kacchan???!?!???

Kacchan
...no

Ochacutie
POKÉMON
oh wait shit i'm late

(You)
Urarakaaaa
why are u here
ur cute not hot
bye 😽

Ochacutie
wait wha-

(You) removed Ochacutie from the group

Kacchan
how tf did u cut her off over text

(You)
i'm a girl of many talents
OH KACCHAN I SEE YOU HIII

Kacchan
YOU FORGOT TO MENTION THAT YOU'RE BLEEDJNG
E V E R Y W H E R E

(You)
meh it didn't seem important

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