Shouto: I—
Touya: Shouto's typing first? Damn, what's the occasion?
Shouto: ...what are you doing in my room?
Touya: If I'm gonna get blackmailed, might as well fight back
Touya: Did you know that your first word was fuck?
Fuyumi: I'm still disappointed in that...
Touya: I'm so proud of myself for teaching you that
Touya: The look on the old man's face was priceless
Shouto: ...
Shouto: Get out
Touya: Nah your bed's comfortable
Touya: Keigo, wanna sleep in this bed with me tonight?
Touya: We can have some good old fashioned fun
Shouto: NOT IN MY BED
Keigo: Oml can we watch Frozen!?
Touya: That's not what I had in mind...
Keigo: Please, Touya?
Touya: ...
Keigo: 🥺
Touya: Fine
Keigo: You're the best :D
Touya: Yeah yeah, whatever
Shouto: How did you even get in here?
Touya: Windows are my specialty ;)
Shouto: ...
Shouto: Leave
Touya: No :p
Touya: Wait
Touya: What the fuck is this?
Shouto: What is what?
Touya: What the fuck?
Touya: It's green
Fuyumi: What's green...?
Touya: It's hair. There's green hair on this bed. Only one strand but it's green
Natsuo: 👀
Fuyumi: Why would there be green hair?
Shouto: ...
Touya: Sho-Sho~ Explain yourself right now
Shouto: I have nothing to explain. It's a green strand of hair, what more do you want from me?
Touya: It's a green strand of hair. Sho-Sho, no one in this household has green hair. You know what that rules out?
Shouto: ...what does it rule out
Touya: That someone else was in this bed
Touya: And you know who has green hair?
Touya: Your mother fucking boyfriend
Shouto: He has fucked no mothers
Touya: Maybe not mothers
Touya: But rather, you
Shouto: Get out right now
Touya: I'm definitely not leaving now :p
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What The Hell Is Wrong With This Family? (BNHA Chatfic)
FanfictionIn which the chaotic energy of the Todoroki siblings drives Enji crazy
