(Daruk and Link joined the chat)
DARUK: man so glad I stopped Sooga from massacring Kakariko Village
LINK: Yup
(Mipha, Zelda, and Urbosa joined the chat)
URBOSA: hello everybody
ZELDA: What did you all do today?
MIPHA: I fell off my divine beast and somehow survived
LINK: I killed six Golden Lynels
DARUK: I prevented a civil war
URBOSA: My friend's sand seal passed away
ZELDA: I dropped my Sheikah Slate down a cliff and it broke
(Revali joined the chat)
REVALI: Hello subordinates
LINK: Hello Ravioli Man
(Link changed Revali's name to Ravioli_Man)
URBOSA: Lol
ZELDA: XD
MIPHA: Link, you have a weird sense of humor
(Sooga joined the chat)
SOOGA: I just brought Master Kohga back from the dead
LINK: I tricked the soldiers into banishing Runk to a faraway island
(Master_Kohga joined the chat)
MASTER_KOHGA: I am the stupendous chief of the Yiga Clan, Master Kohga! The Yiga Clan's top banana!
SOOGA: :( I wanted to be the top banana
MASTER_KOHGA: Remember what the ancient spirits of potassium taught you. There can be two top bananas
SOOGA: :)
(Sidon joined the chat)
SIDON: When I grow up, I'm gonna be tall
(Sidon banned himself from the chat)
MIPHA: That was weird. I'm gonna go check on Sidon
(Mipha left the chat)
RAVIOLI_MAN: I am going to have my revenge once again
DARUK: Screw this I'm leaving
(Daruk left the chat)
ZELDA: I'm scared
(Zelda left the chat)
RAVIOLI_MAN: Are there any other cowards who tremble before me that wish to leave?
URBOSA: No. The Gerudo have courage
SOOGA: Gerudo suck.
MASTER_KOHGA: No no we're friends now
SOOGA: Sorry. Old Habits
URBOSA: That's better
LINK: Now, time to take down the Ravioli Man
RAVIOLI_MAN: Grr! I'll change it to RevIsCool then!
(Link made Ravioli_Man's name permanent)
LINK: :)
URBOSA: :)
RAVIOLI_MAN: >:(
(Link prevented Ravioli_Man from leaving the chat)
RAVIOLI_MAN: WTF! How many settings does this chat thing even have?
LINK: Purah adds new features every day
(Link made it so his name cannot be changed, he cannot be blocked from the chat, and he cannot be prevented from leaving the chat)
MASTER_KOHGA: The other sheikah come up with some weird ideas.
SOOGA: Teasing this Ravioli guy seems fun
RAVIOLI_MAN: no! no! You and your bananas need to stay away from me!
SOOGA: I just teleported behind you!
RAVIOLI_MAN: No!
(Ravioli_Man was disconnected)
(Sooga left the chat)
URBOSA: And once again, the turkey gets what he deserves
(Urbosa left the chat)
MASTER_KOHGA: You guys are fun. I apologize for ever trying to kill you guys
LINK: Apology accepted
MASTER_KOHGA: Oh Banana King's beard. It's Astor
(Astor was added to the chat)
MASTER_KOHGA: I'm sorry he would've killed me if I didn't add him!
ASTOR: So you champions who I devote my life to killing are just pathetic weasles who mess around in a Group Chat like some kind of teenager in the 2010s. Pathetic excuses
LINK: We literally killed Ganon multiple times
ASTOR: >:( I know! And he shall be avenged!
(Link banned Astor from the chat)
LINK: Bye Sooga. Tell the Yiga Clan I think Bananas are better than apples
Author's Note: I love Apples. Bananas are disgusting
LINK: tf was that
SOOGA: Idk but Apples suck
(Sooga left the chat)
LINK: Welp, time to go inspect the Divine Beasts with Zelda
(Link left the chat)
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BotW Champions Group Chat
FanfictionJoin the cast of Breath of the Wild/Age of Calamity as they fight each other, roast each other, make memes and references, discuss ships, and declare wars. (Extreme cringe warning) This was inspired by other breath of the wild Champion Group Chat st...
