Charlie stares in horror at the Deer demon towering over her.
???: Hel-
Charlie shuts the door as she processes the situation.
Charlie:
She opens the door again.
???: -lo.
She shuts the door again.
Charlie: Hey, Vaggie and Y/N?
Y/N & Vaggie: Yes?/Whaaat?
Charlie: (Smiling nervously) The Radio Demon is at the door.
Y/N & Vaggie: What?!
Angel: Uh, who?
Y/N: (In a 'well, duh' tone) One of the most psychotic criminals in both Earth and Hell's history.
Charlie: What should I do?!
Vaggie: Well, don't let him in!
Charlie gives the door a hard stare before opening it again.
???: May I speak now?
Charlie: You may.
???: Alastor. Pleasure to be meeting you, sweetheart. Quite a pleasure!
He walks past her.
Alastor: Excuse my sudden visit, but I saw your fiasco on a picture show. And I just couldn't resist. What a performance! Why, I haven't been that entertained since the Stock Market Crash of 1929. Hahahahaha! So many orphans-
You and Vaggie rush up to him. You have your gun pointed at his heart while Vaggie aims her spear at his face.
Vaggie & Y/N: Stop right there!/Freeze, Bambi!
Vaggie: (Curses in Spanish) We know your game. And we're not gonna let you hurt anyone here, you pompous cheesy talkshow shitlord!
Alastor: Dear. My good man. If I wanted to hurt anyone here...I would have done so already.
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The Crime Fighter in Hell (CANCELLED)
FanfictionY/N L/N started out as a cop. The best damn cop there was. Until he was framed for corruption by his partner. After serving a year in prison, he tracked the man he thought was his friend and murdered him in cold blood, before being killed in a shoot...