Funtime Freddy: Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
Freddy: No.
Funtime Freddy: He pasta way!
Freddy: I wish you'd pasta way.
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Freddy: What scares you the most?
Bonnie: Werewolves!
Chica: Sharks.
Golden: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death.
Foxy: Golden.
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The fandom: Are you a boy or a girl?
Nightmarionne: I'm everything you've ever feared.
Golden: You don't want to know.
Mangle: Yes.
Molten Freddy: *hysterical laughter*
Funtime Foxy: The doctors couldn't make me choose, and neither can you!
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Toy Bonnie: Okay. I know you’re mad, but before you say anything, yes, I screwed up. And yes, you warned me. And yes, I don’t know where I’m going with this. But I do know this: I have reached the end of my sentence.
Withered Bonnie:....
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Mike: *traps a wasp under a cup*
Golden: *puts two more cups down*
Mike: Please no-
Golden: *starts shuffling the cups*
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Bonnie: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.
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Glamrock Freddy: I've only had Gregory for a day. But if anything happened to him, I'd kill everyone in this room then myself.
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Freddy: I warned you.
Foxy: You did.
Freddy: But did you listen?
Foxy: Nope.
Freddy: Do you ever listen?
Foxy: Nope.
Freddy: Are you listening now?
Foxy: No.