1) we're dumbasses but at least we're self aware dumbasses
2) jokes on you I don't have a spine
3) the whole world is falling down around me but at least I have a cute hoodie
4) it's basically firey fire
5) it's thick, white, and sticky in consistency
6) they want to burn your thighs
7) these are very flat toes
8) I think the internet wants me to give my dog cocaine
9) quitting my job to re establish communism, want anything?
10) he drank the milk of the forbidden blue skittle and fucking died
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Things said in my class
HumorOut of context quotes and just odd things people have said CW There are some sexual and mature jokes in here. It is not graphic or offensive, but does reference/mention sex as well as mild dark humor.
