Freddy: I don't get paid enough for this.
Mike: Paid enough for what?
Chica: *bursts into the room* FREDDY! FOXY AND BONNIE SET THE KITCHEN ON FIRE!
Mike: Ah, I see-
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Bonnie: Wait a minute...If we're dead kids, does that mean when we perform during shows it's child labor?
Freddy: *inhale* .......I- I don't know-?
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Jeremy: Fuck!
Freddy: *dramatic gasp and pulls Bonnie out of the room*
*later*
Bonnie: Fuck-
Freddy: *mauls Jeremy*
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Mangle: Did you know you can just start screaming, basically anywhere? it's not illegal or anything.
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Mike: Sure hope I'm not murdered by a robot furry today!
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Mike: *picks box up off of the desk* What's this?
Freddy: Merry Christmas, Mr. Schmidt.
Mike: Aw, thanks Freddy. *opens box and pulls out note*
The note: Get in the suit, dammit.
Mike:....
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Phantom Chica: Having a rough day? Just remember that an arrow can only be shot by pulling it backwards! So-
Springtrap: So when life is dragging you BACK with difficulties, it means it's about to send you FORWARD to kill someone.
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Jeremy: Oh, I know! You’re dumbasses. It’s in my notes. …No, seriously. Look, right here: 'Animatronics are dumbasses.' Page 3. It’s in cursive and underlined and everything.
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Foxy: Contrary to popular belief, I know exactly what I’m doing.
Freddy: Oh I highly doubt that.
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Freddy: We need to talk about your professionalism.
Foxy: *standing on a chair* Those are some bold words for someone standing in lava.
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Fritz: Help I'm bleeding out! You need to apply pressure!
Jeremy: QUIT BLEEDING OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!
Fritz: *starts bleeding faster* thAT'S TOO MUCH PRESSURE-
