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RACCOON ENTHUSIASTS 🦭

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RACCOON ENTHUSIASTS 🦭

LUCAS
one day a mosquito
tried to bite me so
i slapped it and killed it

LUCAS
but then i was thinking

LUCAS
it was just trying to get food

LUCAS
like what if one day
i went to the fridge and
it suddenly closed it's
door and snapped my neck

LUCAS
how would i feel

XIAOJUN
👁👄👁

TEN
are you ok

LULI
it's two in the fucking
morning GO TO SLEEP

HENDERY
wait no lucas is kinda
on to something

KUN
hendery no he's not

WINWIN
wait but he kind of is

KUN
winwin no

LUCAS
when you're gay and
at home by yourself
you're homoalone

XIAOJUN
when you're bisexual
and single you're biyourself

YANGYANG
when two idiots won't
be fucking quiet it's called
committing murder

NINGNING
what's going on it's late

YIREN
i don't understand how
i put my phone on mute
at night but i still get
notifs from this stupid ass
app

LULI
go back to sleep all three of you

LULI
or at least yangyang and
ningning i know yiren doesn't sleep

TEN
damn it lucas you woke
up all of the babies that
weren't awake already

YANGYANG
i'm not a baby

TEN
mk

NINGNING
i'm not either!!

WINWIN

WINWIN

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