Mike: What's your favorite colour?
Freddy: My favorite colour is blood.
Mike: I-
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Foxy: *sarcastically* Yes, dad.
Freddy: Damn right I'm dad, now shut up-
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Shadow Freddy: Hey, which number is your favorite day of the alphabet?
Shadow Bonnie: Hmm...Purple.
Freddy: W h a t?
Toy Freddy: *sigh* You get used to it after a while.
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Freddy: Why haven't you taken the rubbish out?
Foxy: I just did-?
Freddy: Then why is Jeremy still here?
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Michael: You stop that!
Funtime Freddy:.....Okay boomer.
Michael: I'M ONLY TWENTY!
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Golden: Freddy.
Freddy: What?
Golden: Chica just told me you don't like chocolate. Why?
Freddy: *violent mechanical retching* I don't wish to talk about it-
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Golden: Ladies first.
Freddy :.....?
Golden: Isn't your spirit a girl?
Freddy: No, you idiot.
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Foxy: What are you doing?
Chica: Bonnie and I accidentally broke the oven so we're trying to fix it.
Foxy: Does Freddy know?
Freddy: *walks in* Know what?
Bonnie: *screams*
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Mike: I've found out how to keep Freddy away!
Jeremy: How?
Mike: Just put a Freddy plushie in front of the door. They scare him.
Freddy: *shrieking on the other side of the door* IT'S TERRIFYING-
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Jeremy: So I heard your nose squeaks. Can I-
Freddy: Touch me and I'll rip your arm off.
Jeremy: Okay calm down, edgelord-
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Bonnie: You look exhausted.
Jeremy: *running on an hour of sleep and ten cups of coffee* Glad you're so fucking observant.
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Mike: I crave death.
Freddy: That can be arranged.
Mike: On second thought-
