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soft boi

Hyunjin:
Help I can't sleep

Seungmin:
And therefore, you very efficiently chose 2:37 AM to disturb us all

Jeongin:
Yo put your phone on mute and sleep

Seungmin:
I have

Jeongin:
Then why tf are you up so late?

Seungmin:
I had assignments

Me:
Wait
As far as I know, Jeongin's mom doesn't let him stay up so late
How are you awake rn??

Jeongin:
I don't wanna tell...

Jisung:
Were you secretly watching
Um
Big boy videos

Changbin:
Don't pollute his young mind, you idiot

Jeongin:
I know what he's saying, chill

Minho:
Then what was he talking about?

Jeongin:
Eh
Violence videos
I'm not that kind of person who watches hardcore action, sorry

Felix:
Oh-

Jisung:
Well, he isn't completely wrong
There is a little violence for the bed and a lot of hardcore "action"
If you know what I mean ;))

Minho:
I should make you a poster
It would say,
"Do you want to pollute a breezy groupchat? Does your dick hurt when you talk normally? Hire Han Jisung! The one and only horny squirrel. For more information, check out P*rnHub"

Hyunjin:
How modest of you to censor that word

Jisung:
No oof I'm not THAT horny

Me:
Please!
You're the horniest guy I've ever seen

Felix:
Y'all doing him dirty omg

Jisung:
See? This is why I love Felix
And I hope this is making Minho jealous

Felix:
Thank you?
But I feel like I'm being used?

Me:
Aw no :(

Minho:
First of all, I'm not jealous
Second, chanlix

Jisung:
Only the jealous ones say that they're not jealous

Changbin:
Jisung
Can't you be soft for once?

Hyunjin:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SOFT? AND JISUNG?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GOOD JOKE Y'ALL
I FELL OFF THE BED LAUGHING

Jeongin:
^

Jisung:
Uh huh?
I'll be soft now
Test me hmph

Me:
I don't like where this is going

Changbin:
I don't wanna be a part of this conversation
I'm just gonna ghost ya

Minho:
Alright, I'll test him
So Jisung
A girl is on her knees in front of you
What would you want her to do?

Jisung:
Pray to Jesus for a happy and healthy life

Jeongin:
That's not true
She could be doing other things
Like her pencil had fallen to the ground and she's picking it up
Or because she's tired and she's sitting

Felix:
Jeongin, please stay the same
Don't let them pollute your mind

Jeongin:
I still don't understand

Seungmin:
It's better that you don't
If you did, then you'd hate yourself

Hyunjin:
I already hate my mind ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

Minho:
Okay okay you got this question right
So the next question is
You're horny and alone at home
What will you do?

Jisung:
I'll watch Zootopia to get rid of it

Me:
Good job, officer Judy Hopps

Felix:
OMG THAT MOVIE AHHHH
THAT POOR BUNNT DIDN'T DESERVE THE HATE SHE GOT INITIALLY

Hyunjin:
Yah yah stop it!!
Shouting it's my thing!!!

Changbin:
Okay so I scrolled up the texts and before you guys talk more, I have a question
Jeongin, what are you doing up so late?

Me:
Oh right we forgot about that

Jeongin:
I'm embarrassed and shy and awkward as heck so I can't tell you!

Felix:
Omg so he really was watching big boy videos!!

Jeongin:
No!!
Fine I admit it
I was reading Harry Styles fanfictions

Changbin:
Oh my god XDDD

Seungmin:
Okay I do admit that I laughed

Hyunjin:
Whatta nerd ahahahaha

Jeongin:
Stfu drama llama

Hyunjin:
Wha-

Jisung:
Btw did it have smut in it?

Jeongin:
NO
BYE

(a/n: I COULDN'T GATHER THE EFFING MOTIVATION TO WRITE ANYTHING IM SO SORRY FOR BEING OFFLINE LATELY!

But I do hope you liked the chapter hehe)