Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes

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*BadTimes, taking off his shirt to show Ex his many scars*

Ex, delicately tracing them with his fingertips: what......happened to you

BadTimes: WELL that one's where I lied down on a lightbulb and THAT one is from running through cornstalks barefoot and THAT one is because I kept scratching a mosquito bite in my sleep and THAT one is from fighting a goose and tHIs is from when I fell through a window in a tickle fight, an-

Ex: Why does anyone try to fight a goose?

BadTimes: Sometimes the goose gives you no option

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Doc: You're annoying

Grian: But you love me

Doc: Doesn't make you any less annoying

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Cleo: You staying up?

Joe: Apologies, but I must forfeit my eyes so that I might be plunged into darkness so I may awaken with the song birds.

Cleo: Goodnight

Joe: My well wishes to you as well my dear. May the faes not take you this night.

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Hels: *messaging Wels* I just heard a bouncing noise in the kitchen and then that was followed by Ex saying "Oh no my potato"

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Tango: I, personally, would love to calm down, and yet

Tango: *gestures vaguely*

*Zed bickering with Grian, Impulse screaming, Ex pestering X*

Tango: They just won't let me

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Bdubs: I really hate the fact that you're so much taller than me.

Keralis: Trust me, there's an advantage in you being down there.

Bdubs: Which one?

Keralis: When I hug you, you can listen to my heart which only beats for you.

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Cub: So we are made out of 70% water right?

Cub: And we drink water too

Scar: C A N N I B A L I S M

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Hels: I was born first!

Wels, pulling out his sword: And if you continue to annoy me, you'll die first too!

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Beef: xB! I found the solution to our problem!

xB: Go on.

Beef: Etho come here.

Etho: Yes?

Beef: *claps twice* Eth-on

Etho: *confused*

Beef: *smirks* Eth-off *claps twice*

Etho: *passes out*

xB, smiling: you are my new favourite Hermit.

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Stress: Are you a thief because you stole my–

False: I'll give you your wallet back, I'm sorry.

Stress: ...heart, what the fuck–

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Jevin: I would never say, even as a joke, that Hypno is a mess and I don't like him. That is not true.

Jevin: Hypno is a mess and I like him SO much.

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Hypno: Everyone, pay attention! I need to make an announcement and I only have one minute.

Mumbo: What?

Iskall: Why?

X: Are you in a hurry?

Hypno: No, I was referring to your incredibly short attention spans.

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Zed: you know that feeling where your heart skips a beat?

Impulse, who's been studying biology: That's called arrhythmia

Zed: I get that feeling every time I see y-

Impulse, now very concerned: you can die from it

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Ren: How are you feeling today?

Tfc: Very depressed, thank you.

Ren: You hide it very well.

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Iskall, as they're being murdered: Tell my best friend I love him.

Biffa: *sighs*

Biffa: Write his number down.

Iskall: Okay, but text. He hates talking on the phone.

Biffa: Oh for sure, same.

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Grian: everyone is having a midlife crisis at like 16

Stress: since I don't know when I'm going to die, I've decided my entire life is just an ongoing crisis

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Hels: so are we flirting right now?

Ex: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

Hels: that doesn't answer my question

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Ren: So what's your type?

Doc: Tall, oblivious, brown hair...

Ren: That kinda sounds like me. Too bad we're just friends

Doc: Did I mention oblivious?

Ren: Yeah, why?

Doc: Just making sure

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Today's Question:

You have one minute to talk to whoever you want (even if they're dead). Who is it and what do you say?

I hope you liked this chapter. Until the next one, bye! ~Mors