Shadow Bonnie: Mom said it's my turn to hand out the ominous and vague warnings.
Shadow Freddy: That wasn't Mom...
Golden: He JUST SAID it was his turn.
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Spring Bonnie: *horrified* Who are you?
Springtrap: *sipping on a martini made from the finest vodka and wearing a smile that could easily be mistaken for a snarl* I'm you but bitter.
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Golden: *doing his dumb shit and making things blow up*
Bonnie: *running over to Springtrap because no one else is around* safety in numbeRS SAFETY IN NUMBERS-
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Nightmare Bonnie: Who the fuck are you?
Withered Bonnie: Who the fuck are you?
Nightmare Bonnie: I asked you first.
Withered Bonnie: And I asked you second.
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Mike: *making an online post* Happy new bears! *a few seconds later* Wait no don't repost this I meant "New years"!
Literally every Freddy and Fredbear ever + Nightmare, Lefty and Neddbear breaking down the door: THE BEARS ARE IN.
Mike: *intense fear*
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Chica: What was it like back in the good ol days?
Golden: It sucked.
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Springtrap: Have you ever heard the sound of springlocks stabbing into your flesh?
Mike: No.
Springtrap: WOULD YOU LIKE TO-
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Freddy: FOR THE LAST TIME, YOU CANNOT MILK A RAINBOW!
Chica: YOU CAN IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH! WHERE DO YOU THINK SKITTLES COME FROM?!
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Michael: Dad, did you want me to be a son or a daughter?
Springtrap: To be honest, I wanted to die.
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Bonnie: How are you?
Foxy: I think I just ate a kid.
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Fritz: Come on! Don't you wanna be a team player?
Michael: No.
Jeremy: Don't you not wanna be a team player?
Michael:....Yes-?
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Toy Bonnie: PSA: I'm cute as fuck.
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Nightmare Foxy: I'll kick anyone's ass! I'll kick your ass. I'll kick your dog's ass. I'll kick my own ass!
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Freddy: I don't have a resting bitch face. My bitch face is always on duty, ever vigilant. My bitch face will rest when it's work is done.
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Mike: What are you guys gonna be for Halloween?
Freddy: Sad.
Jeremy: Gey-
Toy Bonnie: A bitch.
Toy Freddy: Minecraft.
Nightmare: Also minecraft.
Springtrap: Minecraft as well.
Funtime Foxy: Bitchy minecraft.
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Withered Bonnie: Foxy, I stole Jeremy's phone and made an account on an app he's never used!
Withered Foxy: That's....great?
Withered Bonnie: Ask me what app.
Withered Foxy: *exhale* What app?
Withered Bonnie: FACEbook. *DYING WHEEZE*
