Funtime Freddy: I've just had a brilliant idea.
Freddy: Here we go again-
Funtime Freddy: What if for Christmas people hung a bunch of mistletoe up in their house...and instead of kissing whoever's under it, you FIGHT them!
Foxy: MISTLEFOE!
Toy Bonnie: SOMEONE'S HALLS ARE GETTING DECKED!
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Shadow Freddy: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Funtime Freddy: That was deep.
Plushtrap: Philosophy is wondering if ketchup is a smoothie.
Nightmare: And common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a damn smoothie.
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Toy Bonnie: Remember that time you dared me to lick the carousel?
Bonnie: No...I said "Toy Bonnie, whatever you do, DO NOT LICK THAT." And instead of LISTENING TO ME, YOU SAID "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO." AND LICKED IT.
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Springtrap: I don't remember raising you like this.
Michael: THAT'S FUNNY CUZ I DON'T REMEMBER YOU RAISING ME-
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Jeremy: What can I get for you?
Michael: I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.
Mike: Eggs. He would like eggs.
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Baby: Would you like some icecream?
Michael: Not from you!
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Bonnie: Y'know people are scared of you?
Golden: Good. Their fear gives me sustenance.
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Mike: You can't kill me-! B-because...I have a life and family, so I can't die!
Golden: *slowly default dancing*
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Springtrap: I hate my existence. Why couldn't I just die the first time?
Foxy: Yea karma's a bitch, ain't it?
Springtrap: Don't make me kill you again.
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Mike: *playing uno* Just die already or draw 25.
Springtrap: *takes 25 cards*
