Dipper felt betrayed by what he just had heard, but one thing stuck on his mind that sung " Revenge".
This is Billdip and Dipper has a little secret find it out yourself!
Warning: Betrayal, Gay, Weirdmageddon (That how you spell it shit..) Demons, C...
"Wait that still doesn't explain how I got pregnant though, wait a minute!" I almost yell. Bill looked at me confused and said "What do you mean?" "Well...
Flashback In California a few months ago
"Hey there! Would you like to buy some of my lemonade!" A little girl said. "Sure." I say fully agreeing sense it was hot outside. The weird little girl handed me glowing lemonade. Eh must be the sun getting me. I downed the lemonade it had a really weird taste and was bitter. Weird.
End of flashback
"Oh my stars that was dumb of me I should have known that was a potion..." "Why would you take a glowing drink from a weird looking little girl.." Bill asked confused. "I was thirsty and thought it was just the sun messing with me!" I said firmly. "Jeez pinetree don't get your wings in a nott." Bill said jokingly. Not again
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Don't worry my love, once I get that annoying little star out of my way you'll be all mine!~
_________________________________________ I'm going to add a picture of the little girl and point out how dumb he acted
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How- you know what nevermind. But yes the drink was a potion that can turn your insides female and the child is born by magic. I have also decided the children's names. Yes twins! One boy, one girl and their names are Salem and Willow! The girls Willow and boy is Salem. Also who was the person in the last pov. Find out soon! (You won't)
Also thanks for reading this far but sadly I fucking hate this book, it's to fast and trash so I will be disconiuting it. Sorry and thanks once more for reading this sloppy mess.
Go check about the Random stuff I found funny book. I might have a messed up sense of humor but its better than this fanfic. -C
