Sonic the hedgehog (your story)

Meet the doctor

The government officials couldn't sort out the power outage themselves so they had to call to the smartest person they knew; robotic scientist Dr.Robotnik and his partner Agent Stone. An army general and his comrades were stationed at the baseball field where the outage took place

Robotnik: are you in charge here

General: yes I'm-

Robotnik: wrong, I'm in charge. You've never seen anything like this before. It says on the top banana in a world full of hungry little monkeys, allow me to clarify. In a sequentially ranked hierarchy based on level of critical importance, the disparity between us is too fast to quantify. Agent Stone

Stone: the doctor thinks you're basic

Robotnik: initiating a sweep sequence, 10 miles in every direction should suffice. Is he still looking at me funny?

Stone: yes he is

Robotnik: tell him to stop or I'll pull up his search history

Stone: If you don't stop looking at the doctor he'll take a closer look-

General: I'm not deaf

Robotnik: and tell him his men report to me now

General: listen pal, I don't know if you realize-

Robotnik: I'm sorry major, what was your name again?

General: Ben-

Robotnik: nobody cares! You know why nobody cares who you are, because nobody cares about your feeble accomplishments and nobody cares about how proud your mommy is that you're now reading at a third grade level

A bunch of flying drones emerge from out of Robotnik's truck

Robotnik: look what came out of my egg sack. You know what I love about machines, they do what they're told, they follow their program, they don't need time off to get drunk and put the boat in the water. You do what you're told, stand over there on the edge of your personal abyss and watch my machines do your job

The drones spread throughout the city until they come across one of Sonic's footprints, sending it to Robotnik's computer

Robotnik: Agent Stone

Stone: doctor

Robotnik: do you see anything useful in this image

Stone: nothing at all doctor

Robotnik: of course you don't, your eyes weren't expertly trained to spot tracks by the Native American shadow wolves

The computer starts analyzing Sonic's foot print

Stone: that's extraordinary

Robotnik: what's extraordinary is I determined the exact same height, weight, and spinal curvature of this creature and my computer can't find a single match for it anywhere in Earth's animal kingdom. This blackout was not a terrorist attack and that's no baby Bigfoot. This guy is something else entirely, divert all search units to the site of the foot print. That's one small step for man, one giant leap for me

Army men along with the drones were now searching the area for Sonic

Sonic: okay okay, everything is fine. You played some baseball, got a little upset, lightning shot out of your butt, and now they're coming for you

He rushes back to cave to pack some things so he can escape to the mushroom planet

Sonic: Earth isn't safe anymore, time for Plan B, mushroomville. I can't take my stuff, ok essential items only. Toothbrush, toothpaste, hair gel, nightlight, this half eaten cantaloupe, my scented candle, my entire comic book collection. What else, the rings, the rings yes of course. Here we go, ring time, mushroom planet here I come

As he prepared to head to the mushroom planet, army men surrounded his cave

Sonic: oh no, they're right outside. I have to go somewhere else, goodbye cave

He secretly heads off to Tom and Y/N's house to keep hidden from the army men