BotW Champions Group Chat

During the Night

(Link joined the chat)

LINK: Whew, finally made it out from under Daruk and Mipha. Felt like I was gonna die.... I wonder why Zelda said people die when they sleep on the floor...

(Sooga joined the chat)

SOOGA: Hey i was gonna get a midnight snack, were you?

LINK: I wanted to avoid waking up with a broken spine

SOOGA: A very wise decision if I might say

LINK: So, uh, how was sleeping in a one-person bed with Ravioli and Master Kohga.

SOOGA: Well, while he is a friend, Master Kohga could maybe adjust his diet as far as banans go, I mean his weight is a bit of a pain, although I don't really mind. Ravioli slept under me, and was drunk, so he never complained

LINK: I don't understand what Zelda was thinking. She, Terrako, and Urbosa shared a bed, and so did Robbie Purah and Impa

SOOGA: Weirdos

LINK: I had to sleep underneath Mipha and Daruk

LINK: Mipha ain't so bad, but Daruk. Don't share a bed with him. The moment you lay down you will be squashed. Just like a high five from Daruk, or any interaction with him at all, you will instantly regret the decision of befriending him

SOOGA: I get it, I mean a Goron who weighs the same amount as three horses is someone to avoid

LINK: Yeah. good night

SOOGA: Good night

(Sooga and Link left the chat)

(Mipha joined the chat)

MIPHA: Oh, I'm alive. Hey, where's Link? :( Don't tell me he ran away in the night again... He always does this during parties... I get he isn't a social person, but gee..

(Mipha left the chat)

(Daruk joined the chat)

DARUK: Well I woke up and they are gone. Of course. I wonder if anybody has chatted about anything...

DARUK: :( They all hate me. I can't believe it

(Daruk left the chat)

(Terrako joined the chat)

TERRAKO: *Guardian noises*

(Guardian_Scout was added to the chat)

GUARDIAN_SCOUT: *Guardian noises*

TERRAKO: *Angered Guardian noises*

(Guardian_Scout was banned from the chat)

(Revali joined the chat)

REVALI: HELP ME I WOKE UP UNDER A RED NINJA AND A FAT GUY HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE I DRUNK TOO MUCH IM SORRY I SCREWED UP WHY WHY WHY

TERRAKO *Laughs in Guardian and says Revali sucks in Guardian*

REVALI: WHY YOU-

(Terrako was disconnecte)

REVALI: I'm gonna- I'm gonna.... Fall asleppl,ergrfer];f']e

(Revali left the chat)

(Link & Sooga joined the chat)

LINK: Okay, we've all worked this out. We'll try again with Daruk sleeping on the couch. Zelda forgot there was a couch in the closet

SOOGA: Maybe Revali can sleep on the roof?

LINK: GOod idea

LINK: Okay it took some fist fighting and kicks but he's up there

SOOGA: Good, now I can just steal Kohga's pillow and hist teddy bear and then apologize to him and we're all set

LINK: Okay, man Mipha's weird she doesn't use pillows or blankets

SOOGA: Probably cuz zoras usually sleep in water pools

LINK: I kinda forgot about that

SOOGA: Didn't you visit Zora's Domain a lot in your past

LINK: I've been hit by Savage Lynel Crushers so many times that some days I wake up and think I'm a farmer from Lurelin Village who has a habit of eating people

SOOGA: You drink too much

LINK: Then Zelda gives these weird pills, and I wake up three hours later feeling great and ready for a new day

SOOGA: wtf

LINK: Well, time to head to bed

SOOGA: Night

LINK: Did I just see Astor looking through the window and holding a knife while smiling 

SOOGA: Who cares. I think I just heard a window open but who cares

LINK: Let's sleep

(Link & Sooga left the chat)