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Jay: Okay guys, who is it?

Kai: Who is what?

Cole: ?

Jay: Who has got me on a list?

Nya: Wha?

Lloyd: What?

Jay: I got a text message saying I am on a list.

Lloyd: Weird, it doesn't send notifications out for my lists.

Jay: ...

Jay: Wat 😐

Nya: Yeah we all have lists

Nya: You don't?

Jay: No? Why?

Nya: nice to note things down

Nya: for example, I have you down on my "I will love forever" list.

Jay: Awh

Nya: ... As well as Cole.

Jay: wait.

Jay: What?!?

Lloyd: PFFFF

Kai: 😂😂😂

Cole: Wait really?

Jay: Nya whyyyyy?!?!?

Jay: I thought you loved me!

Nya: I do!

Nya: I was only joking Cole you are not on the list. Only Jay.

Lloyd: Hey what about me?

Nya: You are on the "family" list, as well as Jay and Kai.

Cole: I am not on the list 😭😭😭

JamesTS: Oh poor Cole

JamesTS: Alone forever.

JamesTS: and conveniently on the "The narrative fits better" list for your loneliness.

Cole: You are evil!

James: I try

JamesTS: also on that list is just No Zane.

Zane: what

JamesTS: you ever wonder why you ain't here?

JamesTS: I can't get good narrative for you.

Zane: You are cold

Zane: Coming from me.

Kai: Lmao

Kai: I have Jay on my "Fuck with my sister and I will fuck with you"

Nya: 😳

Nya: Kaii I can take care of myself

Nya: Plus I'd stop you before you can do anything.

Kai: Fair.

Cole: All of you are on my "You haven't got / made me cake yet" list

Zane: Hang on a second there

Zane: the amount of times I have made you cake over the years

Cole: Fair enough, cross you off.

Cole: So if you want to get off that list BUY ME A FUCKING CAKE

Nya: Bold of you to assume I would buy anything for anyone other than Kai, Jay or Lloyd.

Nya: Speaking of

Nya: Lloyd

Lloyd: omgyeah?

Nya: you know that games console you wanted, the PS5?

Lloyd: OMG DID YOU GET ME ONE?!?

Nya: No, the fucking scalpers keep buying them with bots, so I got you are PS4 Pro

Lloyd: 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Lloyd: Well if we are going on lists, my one is "My Fam which gives me shit"

Lloyd: It features Jay, Nya, Kai, and Zane.

Lloyd: Zane makes me cakes as well.

Zane: I try my best

Zane: But can you two stop asking for them daily? I need time with PIXAL.

Lloyd: ehhhhh

Lloyd: Naaa

Zane: You are mean.

Lloyd: I know 😎

Jay: Okay guysguysguys

Jay: I have my main list now, since we all making them

Jay: It's called "The poem for someone special"

Jay: I know I am not very bright

Jay: My life was as dim as night

Jay: Until you came into my life

Jay: Now love me Nya for the rest of the days.

Nya: Aww

Nya: but why is it a list?

Jay: Cause I wrote it on the back of a shopping list.

Nya: 😐

Nya: Of course you did.

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