Breath of the Wild; Champions Group chat 2nd edition

The Dessert Queen speaks volumes while the others fumble around (3/5)

Dusk: this section will consist of Mipha and Urbosa answering questions

Revali: About damn time!

Urbosa: you seem too excited for this

Revali: can't I be happy

Midna: Her heart beat has increased

Urbosa: get your head off my chest

Revali: WHAT

Urbosa: sigh

Dusk: Alright, is everyone here?

Linkle: Link wanted me to manage the chat while he went to go fight Ganon

Mipha: who are you?

Linkle: I'm a friend

Urbosa: Where's my buddy, Daruk?

Revali: irrelevance probably got to him

Midna: That's really rude

Linkle: agreed, Daruk went to go help out Link

Revali: oh...

Dusk: Urbosa, you're going first! Romanoff_sketches says marry me

Revali: NO

Midna: NO

Dusk: uh..

Mipha: you guys clearly have something to discuss

Urbosa: clearly, because I don't recall you guys (Midna & Revali) having a strong opinion of this

Revali: I'm doing my job as a friend

Midna: I'm doing my part of the affair

Dusk: I'm sorry, WHAT?!

Urbosa: Stop making it sound suspicious Midna. There's nothing going on here

Dusk: Moving on.. The001superemacy asks how long have you been wearing high heels?

Urbosa: I have only been wearing them for 2 hours today...why?

Dusk: alright now, ourprecioussushi123 asks how do you do your hair? All of the secrets

Urbosa: oh.. Well first I take a shower, then I blow dry my hair a bit. Then that's when I decide to use some clay and a little bit of slime to get the effect I want in my hair. And well since I live in a very warm environment my hair pretty much stays how I want it. Usually when trying to pull off the hairstyle I have, you need to make sure you warm up the slime/clay and work it through the roots of your hair until you get the effect that you want. I hope that's an acceptable answer.

Revali: I'm speechless

Midna: Do my hair pls

Urbosa: sure some time

Revali: I wish I had hair..

Dusk: MagicCat360 asks "Have you ever had a crush on Zelda's mom?

Urbosa: No I haven't and I have never met nor seen Zelda's mother.

Revali: what were they implying there?

Mipha: shrug

Dusk: favorite song? From ShadowGirl4444