Ms. Triforce of Knowledge and the Queen of Twilight knows no realms (4/5)

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Dusk: so we were somehow able to drag Zelda onto a Sheikah slate for idk a few minutes

Link: Guess Hyrule can handle hell for a hot sec

Revali: *in borat voice* the flames of Ganon roarrrrr

Urbosa: I'm done with you

Midna: never will be 🤓

Dusk: we are going to move on here.

Zelda: pls do. Hyrule is in danger

Mipha: she's answering these under pressure?

Dusk: from one of our commenters they are wondering what shampoo do you use?

Zelda: That's my secret 😌

Zelda: next question

Dusk: right, skin-

Zelda: you were going to ask skin care tips and I'm going to pass on that. Let's keep moving people.

Revali: this is no fun

Linkle: Ikr we don't get make a comment on someone's answer and get off topic-

Midna: who are you again?

Linkle: :))))

Mipha: ?

Dusk: another one asked about your favorite ships

Zelda: I don't have any ships

Dusk: anything else?

Zelda: I just saw Ganon shove spire of the Hyrule Castle into his mouth

Revali: haha like a binkie??

Dusk: Chaotic-

Zelda: pls let's keep moving

Dusk: sigh, fiiine. How did you deal with your dad treating you like a helpless child?

Zelda: I simply worked my butt off at everything I could do. I continued to practice my swordsmanship, my research and I decided to delve into books to prove to him just how knowledgeable I am and I -

Midna: haha princess chatty reminds me of someone I knew back when the shadow realm invaded the light.

Zelda: don't interrupt someone while they are talking. Listen.

Midna: hmm, old times

Dusk: are you taller than Link?

Zelda: I wish

Revali: Urbosa is taller than him

Link: obviously

Revali: and how does that make you feel?

Link: Like a respectable guy

Revali: What?

Urbosa: you can learn a thing or two from him

Link: Evasive maneuvers 😃

Urbosa: Cookie jar is on the right Link

Mipha: Wait where are you and Link 'Bosa?

Link: Watching Ganon try to fit as many guardians into his mouth

Urbosa: I'm betting 20 with that width of a jaw

Revali: I- WHAT

Daruk: Idk anymore

Dusk: Why are you a bitch?

Zelda: excuse ME?

Dusk: that was the question

Zelda: oh... I'm not trying to be one. I am sorry if I come off as one.

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