Dusk: so we were somehow able to drag Zelda onto a Sheikah slate for idk a few minutesLink: Guess Hyrule can handle hell for a hot sec
Revali: *in borat voice* the flames of Ganon roarrrrr
Urbosa: I'm done with you
Midna: never will be 🤓
Dusk: we are going to move on here.
Zelda: pls do. Hyrule is in danger
Mipha: she's answering these under pressure?
Dusk: from one of our commenters they are wondering what shampoo do you use?
Zelda: That's my secret 😌
Zelda: next question
Dusk: right, skin-
Zelda: you were going to ask skin care tips and I'm going to pass on that. Let's keep moving people.
Revali: this is no fun
Linkle: Ikr we don't get make a comment on someone's answer and get off topic-
Midna: who are you again?
Linkle: :))))
Mipha: ?
Dusk: another one asked about your favorite ships
Zelda: I don't have any ships
Dusk: anything else?
Zelda: I just saw Ganon shove spire of the Hyrule Castle into his mouth
Revali: haha like a binkie??
Dusk: Chaotic-
Zelda: pls let's keep moving
Dusk: sigh, fiiine. How did you deal with your dad treating you like a helpless child?
Zelda: I simply worked my butt off at everything I could do. I continued to practice my swordsmanship, my research and I decided to delve into books to prove to him just how knowledgeable I am and I -
Midna: haha princess chatty reminds me of someone I knew back when the shadow realm invaded the light.
Zelda: don't interrupt someone while they are talking. Listen.
Midna: hmm, old times
Dusk: are you taller than Link?
Zelda: I wish
Revali: Urbosa is taller than him
Link: obviously
Revali: and how does that make you feel?
Link: Like a respectable guy
Revali: What?
Urbosa: you can learn a thing or two from him
Link: Evasive maneuvers 😃
Urbosa: Cookie jar is on the right Link
Mipha: Wait where are you and Link 'Bosa?
Link: Watching Ganon try to fit as many guardians into his mouth
Urbosa: I'm betting 20 with that width of a jaw
Revali: I- WHAT
Daruk: Idk anymore
Dusk: Why are you a bitch?
Zelda: excuse ME?
Dusk: that was the question
Zelda: oh... I'm not trying to be one. I am sorry if I come off as one.
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Breath of the Wild; Champions Group chat 2nd edition
FanfictionYou're crazy champions are back and better than ever...well...kind of. New characters like Linkle, Riju, and Teba join the chat! All new adventures too! Warning there is some swearing