Touya: Why the fuck is he screaming so damn loud?
Touya: Is it because his boyfriend is there? ;)
Fuyumi: Stop being disgusting and do whatever you want to do
Touya: Do you really want to word your sentence like that?
Fuyumi: Like what?
Touya: "do whatever you want"
Touya: Kind of kinky ngl
Fuyumi: ...You know what I'm starting to agree with Shouto now
Natsuo: Uhhhhh Shouto's kind of screaming about how he really DOESN'T want you to take his phone
Touya: I know. He's so loud I can hear him from the front door
Natsuo: Oh uh the front door...?
Touya: Yeah? That's literally what I said
Natsuo: Are you sure you want to be there right now...
Touya: Bitch I have literally committed homicide and fucked a chicken, sometimes both at the same time
Touya: Do you really think whatever you left there is going to scare me away?
Fuyumi: Wait did you say homicide and fucking at the same time..?
Natsuo: Touya, I really don't think you should...
Touya: Yumi, I am capable of lots of things that are far beyond your understanding
Natsuo: So you're just going to ignore me?
Touya: Practically
Natsuo: I'm telling you, you don't want to go through the front door
Touya: But if I go through the front door, I'll SCARE SHOUTO EVEN MORE
Natsuo: DON'T DO IT
Touya: TOO LATE
Touya: ...
Touya: Fuck it's locked
Natsuo: Thank god
Touya: FEAR NOT, FOR I HAVE A K E Y
Natsuo: HOW THE HELL DID YOU EVEN GET A KEY
Touya: I have my ways ;)
Fuyumi: uhhhh Natsuo... he doesn't have a key...
Natsuo: What do you mean by that...?
Fuyumi: Look out the window...
Natsuo: ...
Natsuo: A BRICK!? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?
Touya: Doors are my specialty ;)
Natsuo: NO
Fuyumi: Aaaaaand he broke the door...
Natsuo: Well that's it, we're all screwed
Touya: Nope, bye 😀🔫
Fuyumi: And there they go...
Touya: NATSUO, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME H E WAS AT THE DOOR!?
Natsuo: I was LITERALLY TRYING TO TELL YOU, BUT YOUR DUMBASS WAS IGNORING ME
Touya: I'M THE DUMBASS NOW??
Natsuo: YES TF YOU ARE, YOUR BITCH ASS WASN'T LISTENING TO ME
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What The Hell Is Wrong With This Family? (BNHA Chatfic)
FanfictionIn which the chaotic energy of the Todoroki siblings drives Enji crazy
