⋆⋅ twenty-seven ⋆⋅

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Chapter 27
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"SO CHAT I WANT YOU TO ASK US QUESTIONS" Tommy sat eating his tomato sauce, waiting for the chat to fill up with questions.

ItsBree13: OLLIEINNIT FOREVER
Caught_u_smiping: WHY ARE YOU HIGH IN THE FIRST PLACE
SavvyTheDavvy: where are you guys?

"OLLIEINNIT FOREVER? HECK YEAH OLLIEINNIT FOREVER" Tommy pumped his fist in the air.

"TOMMMMMYYY YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ON STREAM" I called out from the couch.

"buuuuuut its trueeeeee" Wilbur wailed from the floor.

Cadarino: WILBUR?
Sour_clown: WHATDIDHEJUSTSAY
ItsBree13: IS WILBUR OK?

"DON'T WORRY BOYS WILBUR WAS CRYING BECAUSE HE—" Tommy stopped and looked at me.

"why was wilbur crying Molly?" Tommy span in the chair as he said so.

"im soooo happyyyy for you guyssss" Wilbur was wrapped tightly in the blanket.

"oh why would you be happy for us—OH"

ItsBree: WHY IS WILBUR HAPPY FOR THEM?
Chickennoozlesoup: WHATS GOING ON
SavvyTheDavvy: OH?

"DUDE WHY DID YOU TELL HIMMMM" Tommy whined
"YOU'RE THE OWN WHO TOLD HIM" I started whispering.
"oh shut up you guys are acting like middle schoolers" Dream rolled his eyes.
"WELL AFTER THE TRAUMITIC EVENTS OF TONIGHT I THINK WE HAVE AN EXCUSE" I remarked.
"YOU MEAN YOUR PARENTS—" Tubbo started before bursting out with laughter, I joined him too.

Chickennoozlesoup: what happened with her parents?
ItsBree: guys their parents are probably mad that wilbur got them high omegalul
Cadarino: did her parents get kidnapped or something? 😀✌
Sour_clown: THEY ARE SO GIGGLY RIGHT NOW DJSLDFNK

"guys I need some questions" tommy was getting impatient.

User: why are yall smokin pot?
User1: whats Ollie's favorite song?
User2: Is iris on the trip with you guys since ranboo's there?
User3: does clay look like Freddie Benson?
User4: do you have low blood pressure?
User5: how long are you guys on the trip? Its been going on for like two weeks now lmao

"MOLLY" he called unnecessarily loud.
"what's your favorite song?"
I decided to get some water for Me, Tommy, and Wilbur, since the weed was still thoroughly in our bodies.
"hold on lemme think about it" I power-walked across the room to the kitchen.

User6: she really said gotta Zayn 🏃🏼‍♀‍💨
User7: SHES JUST LEAVING I CAN'T
User8: she went to go get the milk guys dw she'll be back in 10-40 years
User9: nobody's talking about how he always calls her molly...?

"MOLLY WHY ARE YOU LEAVING" tommy whined.

"I'm literally getting water for us idiot" I came back over and pushed him over in the chair so he could make room for me, but he easily got offended.

Cadarino: PLAY YLYL

"we should play you laugh you lose with water in our mouths" I asked, pointing to a message in the chat, we turned on media-share and waited, the first thing that came on was an edit of the Ranboo spatula, and we told people to go touch some grass.
The next couple were funny, but not funny enough to laugh. There was one that made me spit my water, and it was an autotuned edit of tommy singing earlier tonight,

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