Me : *walks into the BBB fandom*
The normal fans : Welcome to the BBB fandom!
Me : Thanks!
Crazy Shu Kurenai fans : ISN'T SHU THE HOTTEST?!
Me : But he's only eleven until Turbo-
Crazy Free de la Hoya fans : NO WAY! FREE'S WAY HOTTER!
Me : Isn't he 14 or something?
Free and Shu fans : *too busy arguing to hear me*
Shalt Shippers : Isn't Shalt the cutest?
Me : That ship is one of my OTPs!
Shalt haters : That's only based off childhood memories. Plus, Shu shoved Valt aside when he joined the Snake Pit.
Me : But I though the fandom agreed to blame it on Theodore Glass-
Lui x Valt Shippers : Yeah, Lui x Valt is way more cute.
Shu x Lui shippers : EW, WHAT THE F*CK?! LUI IS MEANT FOR SHU! NOT SOME ENERGETIC HEDGEHOG!
Lui x Valt shippers : AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE FANFICS BASED OF THE "ENEMIES TO LOVERS" TROPE!
Lui x Shu shippers : THEY HAVE SUCH GREAT TENSION BETWEEN EACH OTHER!
Free x Joshua shippers : So is nobody gonna talk about me?
Free x Lui shippers : No one asked and no one cares.
Me : *sees the chaos of the BBB fandom*
Also me : *sees how attractive Ken, Daigo, Ruwei, and Ana are*
Me : ...
Me : *sighs*
Me : Why must I always fall for the background characters?
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My bisexuality comes at the worst times-
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Beyblade Burst Crackhead Scenarios
HumorA bunch of random scenarios filled with chaos and crackhead energy! Featuring: BC Sol, SB Rios, Beigoma academy Beyclub, Supreme Four, Big Five and Me! Hope you enjoy!
