Freddy: Okay, head count. Foxy?
Foxy: *raises hand*
Freddy: Didn't recognize you with the bandana on. Toy Bonnie?
Toy Bonnie: *raises hand*
Freddy: Didn't recognize you with your mouth shut.
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Michael: So. The man who killed you is my father. William Afton.
Funtime Freddy: Yep.
Michael: And I happen to look very similar to him, but I am not him.
Funtime Freddy: Makes sense to me!
Michael: Then leave me alone!
Funtime Freddy: I'm pretty sure you're the man behind the slaughter.
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Shadow Freddy and Shadow Bonnie: *t-posing to assert dominance*
Toy Freddy: *fearful sobbing*
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Bonnie: Isn't it amazing! Six continents, seven billion people on the planet, and a whole lifetime of choices and outcomes and in this particular string of decisions, in this point in time, out of everyone I get to meet, I got lucky enough to know you.
Golden: I like this because it’s supposed to be mushy and cute, but with a certain tone of voice I could very easily turn that entire sentence into a passive aggressive “fuck off”.
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Springtrap: Oh, so now I’m 'bad' just because I’ve done bad things in the past, continue doing so in the present, and will likely do so in the future?
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Springtrap: The greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet.
Freddy: Why'd you get banned?
Springtrap: Touched the rat.
Freddy:....What rat?
Springtrap: Chunky cheese.
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Golden: You're getting your ass handed to you by a fucking AI that was programmed in 1983.
