🌺🌼 Random tbhk Incorrect Quotes and Other Stuff 🌼🌺

🍎♈Short story#32♈🍎

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[Art credits to わふお on pixiv and @fuyu_koke on twitter]

Kou: Relax guys, he's lying. He doesn't have any poison.

Hanako: Well I don't have any on me, but I do keep some at home in the relish jar.

Yashiro: There's poison in that jar? I thought I was just allergic to pickles. What's in the jar with the skull and the crossbones?

Hanako: That's mayonnaise, it's a decoy.

Yashiro: And the Mayo jar?

Hanako: That's shampoo

Yashiro: You're telling me I've been putting shampoo on my sandwiches??

Hanako: If you're using the mayonnaise, then yeah, probably.

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