streamer/youTuber au? Hm.
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Kakyoin: What is up, internet! Its your favorite ginger, Daddy-Yoin!
Jotaro: [laughing] Wait - wait. What did you just call yourself?!
Kakyoin: [frowns] Daddy-Yoin. Its my username.
Jotaro: [laughing harder]
Kakyoin:
Kakyoin: And this is my special guest, and soon to be YouTube pal, FishTaro.
Jotaro: [stops laughing]
Jotaro: What did you just call me-?!
[---]
Kakyoin: Whoever loses this round of Mario Cart - jumps off a cliff with a parachute afterwards.
Jotaro: Woah. Woah. What?! Thats a terrible idea!
Kakyoin: No, its a great idea.
Jotaro: That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard.
Kakyoin: [looking over] Chat likes it.
Jotaro: [straight into mic] The chat is fucking stupid.
[---]
Kakyoin: [throwing off his headphones and tossing the remote across the room] FUCK - FUCK! SHIT A GOD DAMN BRICK YOU FUCKING DICK! I - AHHHHHHHHHHH! [grabs chair and tosses it]
Jotaro:
Jotaro: you good, bro?
Kakyoin: [smiling] I'm great Fish, how are you?
[---]
Kakyoin: I call you Fish. Cause your username if FishTaro.
Jotaro: Yeah...?
Kakyoin: [smirking] Then you got to call me Daddy.
Jotaro: [stands up]
Kakyoin: IT WAS A JOKE! IT WAS A JOKE, PLEASE DONT KILL ME -!
[---]
Jotaro: People are shipping us together. Fuck! This is all your fault.
Kakyoin: [laughing] My fault?! Its your fault for instigating all those weird bits!
Jotaro: ITS FUCKING CALLED KAKJOTA WHY IS YOUR NAME FIRST!?
Kakyoin: DONT YELL AT ME!
Jotaro: [stops]
Jotaro: [shrinks down in chair]
Jotaro: [quietly] okay
Them: [bust into laughter]
[---]
Jotaro: [heavy breathing into mic]
Kakyoin: What the fuck, stop!?
Jotaro: [more intense heay breathing]
Kakyoin: [discomfort]
[---]
Kakyoin: If someone drops a 500,000 yen donation right now, in chat, I'll kiss Jotaro.
Jotaro: Do not chat. I swear to God-
[notification noise: donation of 500,000 yen]
Kakyoin: >:)
Kakyoin: Pucker up pretty boy.
Jotaro: [screams and runs away]
[---]
Kakyoin: Am I handsome Jotaro?
Jotaro: No.
Kakyoin: Chat spam 1 if Jotaro is a bitch-boy.
[chat spams 1]
Jotaro: Fuck you chat.
[---]
Jotaro: There is no Kakyoin today, its just me.
Kakyoin: [appears in the background]
Jotaro: I honestly don't know where he went, he said we'd start the stream at 2 and bailed.
Kakyoin: [slowly approaching from behind]
Kakyoin: [grabs him] BOO!
Jotaro: [punches him in the face]
[Screams and groans of pain]
Jotaro: OH SHIT KAKYOIN-!?
Jotaro: [pasues]
Jotaro: F's in the chat.
Kakyoin: [out of frame] Fuckkkkk youuuu!
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