Shadow Freddy: Sometimes I don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
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Withered Bonnie: I'm my own worst enemy.
Withered Foxy: You mean like you keep causing most of the bad things that happen in your life?
Withered Bonnie: Ye-....*glances at Toy Bonnie*..No.
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Phone Guy: Parlay. My office. Five minutes.
Fritz: Parlay?
Mike: Pirate code. He wants to meet.
Fritz: So everyone here knows pirate code?
Mike: I understand it, I can't speak it.
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Jeremy: Got a vibe check at Claire's.
Mike: How was it?
Jeremy: I have three weeks to live.
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Foxy [To Springtrap]: I have a lot of questions, but the first one has to be where you got the flamethrower.
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Nightmare: Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
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Baby: Well, of course you think that. You have no idea about presents or what they mean. The last present you gave me was a stick.
Springtrap: You wanted a weapon.
Baby: It was a stick.
Springtrap: It had a bow on it!
Baby: It was a stick.
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Bonnie: What if "It's Raining Men" and "Let The Bodies Hit The Floor" are about the same event from different perspectives?
Chica: I'm literally begging you to stop.
Freddy: No wait, let him finish.
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Ballora: Everyone wants you to shut up.
Funtime Freddy: And yet I won't. Case in point.
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Chica: We’re in a hallway. Standing close to a wall doesn’t make us invisible.
Bonnie: Agree to disagree.
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Golden: If I ever get murdered, just know I talked shit until the bitter end.
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Bonnie: I mean like, I'm baby, but I can and will kill you.
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Mike: So you're a kid, right?
Freddy: Yes, why?
Mike: You're grounded.
Freddy: You can't just-
Mike: GROUNDED-
