Wrong Number

SATURDAY

Definitely not Natalie is online (09:12)

Chat between Peter and Definitely not Natalie (13 hours)

Definitely not Natalie: (09:13)
Hey Peter
How's your application going?

Peter woke up to his phone chiming. He looked over to his clock and saw that it was just past 9, which meant that he'd had approximately half an hour of sleep. At least he was used to barely any sleep, because patrolling was a lot easier and more productive in the middle of the night. He probably shouldn't tell anyone that he was fighting muggers in the early morning, but at least since he got bitten it didn't really affect him.

Peter is online (09:16)

Peter: (09:16)
It's going well thanks
Nearly done :)

Definitely not Natalie: (09:18)
You're done already?
Did you sleep at all last night?

Peter: (09:18)
A little bit I think
But it's fine
It's the weekend so it doesn't matter

Definitely not Natalie: (09:19)
That doesn't sound fine
Although
I know a guy who would do that
I think that makes it less advisable

Peter: (09:20)
It's honestly fine!
I'm not even that tired
I've had way less sleep before and it was alright

Definitely not Natalie: (09:21)
That's not a good thing!

Peter: (09:22)
Can we please just talk about something else?
I'll get more sleep tonight

Definitely not Natalie: (09:23)
Fine
What have you put on your application?

Peter: (09:23)
Well that was a bit of a problem
I wasn't really sure
I may have lied when I said that I was nearly done
I just wrote about why I want to be a scientist

Definitely not Natalie: (09:24)
And why do you?

Peter: (09:24)
Because it's fun
And if you're good enough you can make things that really help people
And I think that would be an amazing feeling

Definitely not Natalie: (09:25)
Wow

Peter: (09:25)
Too much?
I wasn't sure

Definitely not Natalie: (09:25)
No
It was really sweet

Peter: (09:26)
Oh thanks :)

Definitely not Natalie: (09:27)
Hang on one second

Definitely not Natalie is offline (09:27)

Peter: (09:28)
Ok...

Peter is offline (09:28)

Definitely not Natalie is online (09:39)

Definitely not Natalie has created a group chat with 3 participants (09:39)

Definitely not Natalie has named the group chat 'Peter's Internship' (09:40)

Peter: (09:40)
What's going on?

Definitely not Natalie: (09:41)
He knows more about the internship process than me

Tony like Tony Stark is online (09:42)

Tony like Tony Stark: (09:43)
I second the kid
What are you doing?

Peter: (09:43)
Oh hi Tony

Definitely not Natalie: (09:44)
Peter we don't use that name
Names have power

(A/N: Please say someone got that)

Tony like Tony Stark: (09:44)
It's fine, he can call me Tony
Considering you told him first

Definitely not Natalie: (09:45)
It was an accident!
But Peter needs your help

Tony like Tony Stark: (09:46)
Oh god what now?
Did you get stabbed again?
Or shot again?

Definitely not Natalie: (09:47)
The fact that those are your first questions worries me

Peter: (09:47)
Hey!
I told you it was a cooking accident

Definitely not Natalie: (09:48)
Tony it's fine
He needs help with his internship application
And you know more about it than me

Tony like Tony Stark: (09:49)
That makes sense
Didn't your school send out a sheet?
There's usually a template that people use

Peter: (09:49)
Yeah there is one
But I missed the deadline for collecting it
And none of my friends are doing it so they can't help

Tony like Tony Stark: (09:40)
Right
You need to explain why the company should hire you and why you are perfect for the job
Does that make sense?

Peter: (09:50)
Yeah thanks :)

(A/N: I have no idea how internships work, this is sort of what google told me)

Tony like Tony Stark: (09:50)
Glad to help kid :)

Peter: (09:51)
YOU USED A SMILEY FACE!!! :)
I'm going to go and finish this then
Thanks Tony

Peter is offline (09:52)

Tony like Tony Stark: (09:52)
No problem kid

Definitely not Natalie: (09:52)
Bye Peter

Tony like Tony Stark is offline (09:53)

Definitely not Natalie is offline (09:53)

Stupid Billionaire is online (10:06)

Chat between Scary Lady and Stupid Billionaire (6 months)

Stupid Billionaire: (10:06)
He grows on you doesn't he?

Scary Lady is online (10:07)

Scary Lady: (10:07)
I don't know, I liked him from the start

Definitely not Natalie is offline (10:07)

Tony like Tony Stark is offline (10:08)

So I'm not really sure what to put as a comment so this is just a reminder to make sure that you have had enough sleep, have eaten enough, drank enough and just generally taken care of yourself

Beth :)