Freddy: *mocking Funtime Freddy* And when I'm not annoying the hell out of Freddy and others, I'M SCREAMING AT B A W N B A W N-
Funtime Freddy: That is not what I sound like!
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Toy Freddy: Nothing in life is free.
Toy Chica: Air is free.
Mangle: Love is free!
BB: Free samples are free.
Toy Bonnie: Everything is free if you run fast enough.
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Toy Bonnie: *opens mouth to speak*
Withered Bonnie: No.
Toy Bonnie: But-
Withered Bonnie: No.
Toy Bonnie: I didn't even sa-
Withered Bonnie: I SAID NO, DAMMIT-
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Baby: This was almost a great idea.
Funtime Foxy: You just described 90% of our ideas.
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Phantom Freddy: A pet rock is a fun pet until you realize that it’s essentially immortal and you’ve damned it to an eternity of watching its loved ones die.
Springtrap: That's it we're taking you to therapy.
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Mike: I've been living a lie!
Golden: Just one? I've been living, like, twenty.
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Marionette: You're lucky you're so cute, otherwise we would have sold you to a freakshow by now.
BB: What's a freakshow?
Withered Freddy: Us.
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Withered Chica: I want to look like someone who can cut you but also bakes cookies in her spare time.
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Charlie: We had a plan!
Jessica: Charlie, when have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose.
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Jeremy: I’m too young to die and too old to eat off the kid’s menu. What a stupid age I am.
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Fritz: Do you ever say anything encouraging?
Phone Guy: I ENCOURAGE you not to die.
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Springtrap: Someday I'll tell you all about the time I stabbed a cop.
Phantom Chica: Springtrap?
Springtrap: WHAT? HE STABBED ME FIRST!
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Nightmare: What's that?
Chris: A waffle. It's like a pancake, but square.
Nightmare: Why's it square?
NM!Freddy: Because it was invented by Simon P. Waffle and he liked to stack his waffles in boxes, and it’s just easier to do that if it’s square.
Chris: You're making that up.
NM!Freddy: I'm insulted you would even think that.
