A/N:
Q: Why is Thor's brother never popular at parties?
A: Because he's too LOW-KEY
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
That was a cheesy joke in more ways than one.
🐦Clint's POV:
I had just come back from a mission in Italy. For safety reasons I wasn't allowed to bring my phone, so of course, the first thing I did when I got back to the tower was rush up to my room and check my phone.
"Holy ham sandwich!" I yelled.
I had over 100 missed texts from my group chat with Tony, Joker Blowtorch, and CGB. The chat was renamed to 'Weird nicknames chat' too, and there was also another person added to it.
"I was only gone two days!" I exclaimed.
*:･ﾟ✧ ~⭐️~✧ﾟ･: *
You
What'd I miss?
Joker Blowtorch
Do I sense a Hamilton reference?
You
Well yes, but I also wanna know what I missed
Who the heck is sTeEb?
sTeEb
my real name is Steve, you know me Clint
You
Oh!
Hey Steve!
sTeEb
Hello
CGB
If you really wanna know what you missed Archery Pigeon you should go read through the previous texts
You
Hey CGB!
Great idea!
Gimme five minutes!
(/◕ਉ◕)/ Five minutes later
I see you couldn't get them to tell you their location either
sTeEb
nope
but we got close to something
Joker Blowtorch
this close 🤏
but this far 🔭🌌
Metal Man
Why are you people always on your phones?
Do you even have a life?
You
Do you have a life
Metal Man
I will have you know I have a very important life, and an important job, that requires me not to be on my phone 24/7
YOU ARE READING
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