Rome: *just chilling*
Rome: .....
Rome: *randomly dies for reasons unknown to this very fucking day*
Ghost Rome: God damnit..
Ghost Rome: If I hadn't been given these cheap ass Chinese products, I'd be fine!
Ancient China: Jokes on you, Aru. :33<
Ghost Rome: I thought we were cool!
Ancient China: Lol, bitch, nah
Rus (literally what they decided to fucking call Russia back then): who teh hell r u ppl
Ancient China: Ah shit, it's Scythia's kid.
Scythia: Whole damn better than your kids.
Ancient China: What'd you just say, ya piece of shit?
Ghost Rome: Now you've pissed him off..
Scythia: my two babies *points at Russia and Belarus* are a whole lot better than your 47 cumstains
And on that day, Scythia died and soon became farmland for the smaller Asian countries.
Lesson of the Day: Don't mess with China's kids or he'll fucking stab a bitch. Then, he'll take your kids and make sure they become part Asian. (No, seriously, Russia's half Asian..)
Leia: 47 KIDS?! Damn, China is the real mvp!
China: Actually, I have 51, Aru.
Leia: Holy balls..
Africa: I have 53.....
China: *death glare of death*
Leia: Don't challenge him or he'll turn us all Asian!
