Wrong Number

SUNDAY

Peter is online (10:26)

Unnamed group chat with 3 participants (20 hours)

Peter: (10:27)
This chat really needs a name

Peter has named the group chat 'The Avengers' (10:27)

(A/N: I was genuinely looking for group names because I had no idea what to name it, and this was suggestion number 21 so I just decided to go with it because the other 20 weren't that great and I didn't want to look through any more)

Peter: (10:28)
That's better
Morning people

Pigeon Brain is online (10:30)

Peter: (10:30)
Hello Pigeon Brain :)

Pigeon Brain: (10:31)
Hey
I still have objections to that name
It's so early
Way too early

Peter: (10:31)
Your name is perfect
And it's past 10

Pigeon Brain: (10:32)
Exactly:
As I said, early

Peter: (10:32)
Right...

Definitely not Natalie is online (10:32)

Definitely not Natalie: (10:33)
Ignore him Peter
He was up all night playing Mario Kart
The rest of us have been awake for ages

Peter: (10:33)
The rest of you?
How many people live in your house?

Pigeon Brain: (10:34)
I've lost count

Definitely not Natalie: (10:34)
Maybe 5 to 10?
Or more
I can't remember either
It varies from moment to moment

(A/N: no prizes for guessing the quote)

Peter: (10:35)
WOW
That must be a big house

Pigeon Brain: (10:35)
You have no idea

Peter: (10:35)
What's that supposed to mean

Definitely not Natalie: (10:36)
Nothing
It means nothing
Doesn't it?

Pigeon Brain: (10:36)
Oh yes
Sorry that was a mistake

Peter: (10:37)
Hm
Ok

Group chat 'Don't Talk About Budapest' with 2 participants (17 days)

Terrifying Spider: (10:38)
Idiot
SERIOUSLY CLINT?!
You would be the worst spy ever

Stupid Buzzard: (10:39)
I'm sorry ok?
I didn't mean to
You revealed Tony's name to him though

Terrifying Spider: (10:39)
How do you know that?

Stupid Buzzard: (10:40)
Tony told me

Terrifying Spider: (10:40)
You know, even over text you're bad at lying
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???

Stupid Buzzard: (10:40)
Look I'm sorry
It was a mistake
Another mistake
I just wanted to see what you talked about
And I just saw his name

Terrifying Spider: (10:41)
YOU LOOKED THROUGH MY PHONE?!

Clint, or as he sometimes preferred to be called, Hawkeye, was currently running for his life from the scariest woman he had ever met. He turned left along a corridor, and jumped into the nearest vent, before hiding in the darkest corner he could find. That would have to do for the time being.