Guys, there's a LOT of cursing. BEWARE. READ AT OWN RISK
(Urbosa has joined the chat)
(Revali has joined the chat)
(Mipha has joined the chat)
(Daruk has joined the chat)
Daruk: How much do you bet Zelda's weeping over Link? I bet u 30 rupees.
Revali: No, she's not weeping, she's wailing. 70 rupees.
Urbosa: no, she's not weeping nor wailing. She's sobbing. 50 rupees.
Mipha: Nope. Not weeping, sobbing, or weeping, she's just sorrow. 40 rupees.
(Zelda has joined the chat)
Zelda: You guys are all wrong. I'm crying. 200 rupees.
Mipha: Uhhhhhhhh
Zelda: u know what I found in Link's room in the castle the other day?
Mipha: His sword
Urbosa: his tunic
Revali: his note that says, "I hate Revali he stinks"
Daruk: Little guy's sister.
Zelda: Wrong, Wrong, Wrong, anf wrong. His diary.
Mipha: he had a diary?!
Daruk: and he never told us?!
Urbosa: that man has many secrets
Revali: Like that note that says-
Zelda: Would u guys like to hear what he wrote?
Mipha: That's a bit rude....
Daruk: I'm curious, but that's wrong.
Revali: YES. He read mine-
Mipha: That hylian lost ALL his memories! Dude, he read it for a reason! He told me once that....the elder, Kaneli wanted him to read it.
Revali: I don't like Kaneli.
Urbosa: I don't think it's nice to read it.;
Zelda: Most of all, he read mine.
Zelda: OK, vote time. I say yes.
Mipha: No
Revali: YES
Daruk: No
Urbosa: It's hard to say, yes.
Zelda: Count. 3 yes, 2 no. We will read.
Mipha: hmjgn
(Mipha has booted Zelda from the chat)
Revali: What the hell Mipha?! You're just as bad as your people. No wonder Link didn't like you. Get a fishy life.
(Mipha has changed Revali's name to Fuc* off)
Fuc* off: ......
(Urbosa has added Zelda back in the chat)
(Mipha has changed Zelda's name to Lame Princess)
lame Princess: I-Mipha!
(Mipha has changed name to Mipha Best Fish)
Mipha Best Fish: Ahhhh. Nice.
Mipha Best Fish: I'm back at the domain, CHilling.
Fuc* off: Well,-
Lame Princess: Rev! Your name! WHO
Daruk: Rage fish, she-
(Mipha Best Fish has changed Daruk's name to I'm so bad)
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Legend of Zelda Chats (Mostly BoTW)
Humor(link has created 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖕𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖙𝖘) link: ....... link: hello zelda: well hello there! daruk: little guy, what's this? revali: tch. urbosa: oh revali shut it. mipha: this seems interesting! little did the champions know, this would be t...
