What The Hell Is Wrong With This Family? (BNHA Chatfic)

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Touya: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Shouto: Why would there be a pineapple under the sea?

Natsuo: sPoNgEbOb SqUaRePaNtS

Shouto: Wearing square pants would be very uncomfortable

Touya: Ohhh that's right I forgot

Touya: You have no childhood

Touya: hahhaah how would I expect you to know

Shouto: Funny how I'm being insulted by a flamefucker on meth

Touya: I don't fuck the flames, the flames fuck me

Shouto: HA I KNEW YOU WERE A BOTTOM

Touya: WAIT NO—

Shouto: Too late, you can't take it back

Shouto: ✨bottom✨

Touya:

Shouto: Good luck with that

Touya: Well whatever, I don't need your opinion anyway, Shou-HOE

Shouto: Says the one who keeps coming back for an opinion specifically from me

Touya: You know what, I'm only talking to Yumi from now on

Touya: YUMI

Fuyumi: No

Touya: </3

Touya: Fine >:(

Touya: SHOUTO STOP BEING AN ASS AND HAVE A NORMAL CONVERSATION WITH ME

Shouto: Okay.  Right after you stop being a dick

Touya: I'm not a dick, I do, however, have one though ;)

Shouto: 

Natsuo: LMFAO

Touya: >:0

Touya: That's it I'm suing