Freddy: I'll give you five seconds to get your ass out here.
Golden:
Freddy: One. Two-
Golden: This is my own private domicile I will not be harrassed.
Freddy:
Golden: BITCH-
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Funtime Freddy: I was shocked and appalled when I learned that jesters were well-regarded and rich in a monarchy. I thought they were my allies.
Millie: *crying* please just let me sleep-
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Jeremy, to a random kid: *points at Freddy* Hey, go hug that large predatory animal!
Mike: I swear to God.
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Jeremy: Yeah, everything's fine. I tucked your kid in. But can I cover up the clown statue? It's really creeping me out.
Micheal: What? I don't have a kid. Take the clown statue and get out of the house now.
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Funtime Freddy: People who don't cook their cereal don't realize what they're missing out on!
Baby: I hate you.
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Foxy: *in lawyer voice* Mothers and fuckers of the jury-
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Shadow Bonnie: You can lead a horse to Evanescence but you can't bring him to life.
Toy Freddy: What-?
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Springtrap: Unfortunately for everyone, I will continue being myself.
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Jack-o-Bonnie: Due to personal reasons, it is now Halloween.
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Jeremy: Good morning, God has let me live another day and I'm about to make it everyone's problem.
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Chica: Candles are just pet fires.
Bonnie: Freddy can we get a pet fire?
Freddy: Why are you like this.
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Toy Bonnie: What color do I give off?
Withered Bonnie: Bitch.
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Plushtrap: Why are chairs like 600 dollars I'm just trying to sit.
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Helpy: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found!
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Mike: Everyone here knows how to dismantle a security camera!
Fritz: I don't think anyone actually does. 15 people told me to smash it with a rock and at least three people told me to seduce it.
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Lolbit: Every computer needs a "cleaning keyboard" mode where the keys are inactive while you wipe them down.
Yenndo: Why not just do it while the computer is shut down?
Lolbit: WHILE THE COMPUTER IS WHAT NOW.
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Shadow Bonnie: *levitating a foot off the ground* Mom said dinner's ready.
Shadow Freddy: *turns head around 180°* We don't have a mom.
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Marionette: What a great nap. I feel disoriented and I'm frothing with hate.
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Funtime Chica: Ways to look more angelic; carry flowers everywhere, pink or gold eyeshadow, wear long ankle dresses, soft humming, have a pink glowy blush.
Foxy: Or wield a flaming sword.
Toy Bonnie: Be covered in eyes.
Chica: Three pairs of wings.
Golden: W h e e l.
Baby: Announce your arrival by screaming "FEAR NOT" everywhere you go.
