(Zelda has joined the chat)
(Mipha has joined the chat)
(Urbosa has joined the chat)
(Revali has joined the chat)
Zelda: Ahh, man! I thought it was gonna be a girls day!
Revali: Too bad, lovely ladies. Oh, sugar plum let's go out on a date sometime soon! Ur so sweet.
Urbosa: Revali r u high
Mipha: Well, he is.
Zelda: MIPHA DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS
Mipha: I lectured you yesterday. Of course I have something to do with this.
Urbosa: I do too
Zelda: What the- tell me.
Mipha: So first we went to Hateno village, on a hill.
Urbosa: Then we found some weird monster dude, he asked us if we were friends of Link's/
Zelda: So....he knows Link?
Urbosa: Apparently, yes he does. Some of the stuff in there were sold out, weird stuff like monster masks and things-
Mipha: That's what their for! Link once interacted with Moblins, Lizafols, and Bokoblins for a day!
Urbosa: We got some monster extract, there were a lot left because i guess Link didn't want that.
Mipha: you have to earn mon, like rupees but you sell monster parts to get it. Urbosa had lots of Yiga guts so that was easy. Urbosa gave some mon to Revali, then he bought the monster extract cuz it looked cool. He chugged the entire bottle, and bought enough to last him for another century.
Revali: I'm going to take it when I get stuck in my divine beast for another century.
Zelda: Revali, no.
Zelda: I will egg your house if you don't burn those monster extract and throw away all your mon.
Zelda: Now some dude named Patrick is supposed to be my guard until I die.
Zelda: I can't live anymore.
Urbosa: Oh yes you can
Mipha: I can't live who am I supposed to -
Zelda: What do you wanna talk about
(Link has joined the chat)
Mipha: Am i not seeing this?
Zelda: *rubs eyes*
Urbosa: ?????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: hey whose chat is this. Impa here. Found this slate at Link's hateno House.
Zelda: false
Mipha: ripoff
Urbosa: Scam
Revali: Bad
Link: ??????
Zelda: We thought you were Link.
Link: yeah, where's Link
Link: Jk, I know
Zelda: If you don't know that then you are very dumb.
Mipha: ARGH i knew it was Impa the scammer and ...ripoffer.
Link: ....
Urbosa: Trust me everybody's in a bad mood right now. We just attended Link's funeral yesterday and Mipha gave a big boi lecture.
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Legend of Zelda Chats (Mostly BoTW)
Humor(link has created 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖕𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖙𝖘) link: ....... link: hello zelda: well hello there! daruk: little guy, what's this? revali: tch. urbosa: oh revali shut it. mipha: this seems interesting! little did the champions know, this would be t...
