(lowkey late cause my family went camping also idea suggested by @jshlattmaidsupremacy)
shrek woke up one day to find a text invite to dora and diegos wedding (yes ik they r cousins) they were gonna have it in idk what country dora lives in but instead they had it in alabam cause they were cousins getting married. shrek instantly replied yes and booked his plane and hotel tickets. he found this cool hotel named "totally not secret drug house" for only 20$ a night!!!111!!!!1
it was the day of the flight the 20th of jan (my birthday aswell 😔😔). he got to the airport to fly with his choosen airline "deffo not a 5th grader flying a plane".
he arrived in alabama and got to his hotel.
it was the day of the wedding peppa pig gordon ramsey and for some reason that beanpole four eyed salt shaker tsukishima was there aswell among others
the ceremony started and suprise suprise he was seated next to obama akwarddddddddddddd. they decided to make the decision to get married tobaby shark slowed which was weird at the least but other than that it was a beautiful wedding. dora left the ceremony with diego in that weird yellow jeep thing they have. everyone was in tears(except for emotionless beanpole tsuki)
