Romano: Use your hands during conversations to project confidence.
Prussia: Hey, Romano!
Romano: *slaps Prussia*
Prussia: (´･_･')
Romano: *continues slapping Prussia*
Prussia: Ah!
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The Most Meaningful Conversation in Hetalia
Greece: Mmmmm
Spain: Oh, seriously?
Greece: Mmmmm
Spain: Oh, seriously?
Greece: Mmmmm
Spain: Oh, seriously?
Greece: Mmmmm
Spain: Oh, seriously?
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Russia: I'm 80% sure that people that romanticize snow, are the people that live in places where it doesn't snow over half an inch.
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Dad: I met a few Russians when I was in Korea.
Leia: Are they nice?
Dad: When they're drinking. Hahahaha!
China: Is true, Aru.
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Alfred: I'm the backbone of our economy. I'm America.
Yao: *playing Cat's Cradle wih Ivan* Well, I must be China, 'cause you owe me a lot of money and I'm starting to think I'm never going to see it.
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Chibitalia: D- d- d- d-
Rome: Dada?
Chibitalia: Doitsu.
Rome: oh n0
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Leia: *watching Hetalia*
Mom: Why you always watching these Chinese shows?
Leia: IT'S JAPANESE, MOM, JAPANESE!!
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Stalin: Dear Diary, today Hitler was a faggot.
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Leia: *bored*
Leia: *types in Hitler x Stalin*
Google: *holds up Hitlin* (σˋ▽ˊ)σ
Leia: ......
Leia: Why is this a thing?
Leia: Who made this a thing?
Leia: When was this a thing?
Leia: ........
Leia: i ship it.
