NO // Coach Washijo😜 x reader x Ushijima🥸

IT'S OK

 I DONT KNW WHAT TO WRITE SO IM GOING WITH THE FLOW HERE BUT UH THIS IS STUPID BUT VOTE ANYWYAS 😎

COACH SEGGSY😍😩🥰 -------->

Ushijima Wakatoshi 🥸 --------->

your pov:

"AHHHHOMIGODWTFWASTHATPLSTELLMEIDIDNTJUSTSLEEPWITHTHATWRINKLYOLDMANIMABOUTTOGOEATSOMEBATTERYACIDIMDONE" HOLY ASAHI

(translate) AHHHH OMIGOD WTF WAS THAT PLS TELL ME I DIDNT JUST SLEEP WITH THAT WRINKLY OLD MAN IM ABOUT TO GO EAT SOME BATTERY ACID, IM DONE

I looked around the room to find myself under the warm blankets sitting upright. oh thank Allstate, it was a nightmare. (or so u thought) I started to take control of my breathing after getting my puthay pounded😀.

wow, that's weird it felt so... real though. I suddenly got pulled out of my train of thought to hear the rustling of someone next to me. I froze. I did not take 5 courses of self-defense for my murderer to waltz into my house and sleep in my bed.

heck Nah. and like imagine how awkward that would be like they would wake up and you guys would just have a mini starring battle (u would win obviously 🙄) OH MY AND MY HAIR IS A MESS (if you're bald or something just imagine it differently) LIKE THATS JUST EMBARRASSING BY ITSELF IT LOOKS LIKE I THOUGHT " oh you know what would be cute. sticking my head into a toilet and doing backflips of Walmart building. "

my taste is just impeccable. what does that word even mean lol im-pecking-a-bull that's what im getting. IM GETTING OFF-TOPIC. I sharted- stared at the back of the unknown figure. they seemed to be having a peaceful sleep... they looked so calm. WELL NOT FOR LONG BISH.

their shadow was forming a silhouette onto the wall, and from what I could see in the pitch dark at three in the morning it looked like their a man. or a really strong woman which I dig cus every day is a struggle when you bi lmao. (the reader in this ff is bisexual )

sjdnfcklws ok I got this karate chop their head. right now. do it... I can't they look so precious 🥺 AHDEFC JUST DO IT woa I turned into some Nike brand deal HAAAAYA... I slammed the side of my hand into their head causing their brains to implode and now you are on the run for murder.

                                                                             the end

kidding, you ain't that strong. (you wish you had muscle) in the end, I've learned to not karate chop people while they're sleeping. I glanced over at the body. they look totally unharmed, I hate it here. and I think I just broke my finger ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow owwwwwww. It's fine im fine today a great day im doing great 🥲. turns out I cause more harm to myself than others cus I just possibly broke my finger and just woke up the murderer with my whining. oh crap.

im frozen again starring suspiciously at the waking body, oh Asahi they waking up. no no no

"babe- what's wrong," said the mysterious gruff voice that's only slightly attractive. they're turning around eruifhiwurf I REPEAT THEY ARE TURNING AROUND. I just passed out  

(IM CANCELLED FOR BABEJIOECFOEC IDK WHAT TO PUT "my slimy toad, what's wrong?" IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT IM NOT PUTTING BABYGORL IT REMINDS ME OF A GRU X READER shivers... bad times)