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Touya: Did you know that you can hire clowns to scare children?

Shouto: You finally got a job?  Good for you

Natsuo: Shouto's my favorite now

Touya: FIRST OF ALL, I'M NOT A FUCKING CLOWN

Touya: SECOND, NATSUO I'M ALWAYS GOING TO BE YOUR FAVORITE SHHHH

Shouto: You're right

Shouto: You're too ugly to be a clown

Touya: How dare you, I'm fucking hot

Touya: So hot that everyone wants to fuck me ;)

Shouto: Who would want to fuck a raisin?

Keigo: :D

Shouto: You don't count

Keigo: :(

Shouto: Anyone?

Shouto: That's what I thought

Touya: Either shut the fuck up or become the dirt I walk on

Shouto:

Touya: Shouto is a hoe 🖕

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Touya: Shouto is a hoe 🖕

Shouto: 🖕✨✨✨

Touya: I'M GOING TO GO EAT SOMETHING REAL QUICK AND WHEN I GET BACK I'LL HAVE THE COMEBACK OF THE CENTURY

Shouto: Right.  And I'm 5

Touya: I thought you were?

Shouto: I'm still 16

Touya: I don't know, last time I checked you were 5

Shouto: There's something called aging

Touya: Wait then how old are you?

Shouto: I literally just said

Touya:

Touya:

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