Touya: Did you know that you can hire clowns to scare children?
Shouto: You finally got a job? Good for you
Natsuo: Shouto's my favorite now
Touya: FIRST OF ALL, I'M NOT A FUCKING CLOWN
Touya: SECOND, NATSUO I'M ALWAYS GOING TO BE YOUR FAVORITE SHHHH
Shouto: You're right
Shouto: You're too ugly to be a clown
Touya: How dare you, I'm fucking hot
Touya: So hot that everyone wants to fuck me ;)
Shouto: Who would want to fuck a raisin?
Keigo: :D
Shouto: You don't count
Keigo: :(
Shouto: Anyone?
Shouto: That's what I thought
Touya: Either shut the fuck up or become the dirt I walk on
Shouto:
Touya: Shouto is a hoe 🖕
Shouto: 🖕✨✨✨
Touya: I'M GOING TO GO EAT SOMETHING REAL QUICK AND WHEN I GET BACK I'LL HAVE THE COMEBACK OF THE CENTURY
Shouto: Right. And I'm 5
Touya: I thought you were?
Shouto: I'm still 16
Touya: I don't know, last time I checked you were 5
Shouto: There's something called aging
Touya: Wait then how old are you?
Shouto: I literally just said
Touya:
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What The Hell Is Wrong With This Family? (BNHA Chatfic)
FanfictionIn which the chaotic energy of the Todoroki siblings drives Enji crazy